We had "Bad Poetry Night" at my college; I brought a few poems to read, but this is the only one I actually wrote for the event. So, I apologize in advance for the atrocity that follow. 
The VampireI was dating Brenda
And I said, 'Lets go
to the lake' and she
said 'no' but it was
Too Late because she
Was in my fast car
that was as FAST as
a Lambourguini but it
Was A Honda Acord.
When she got out of
The Honda Accord, she
Sparkled really bright
Like the way Edward Cullen
sparkled but it would look
Mor like Jacob if he
Was a vampire instead of
a werewolf. Brenda was Mexican.
I yelled, 'You are a vampire!'
loud, and I could see her
sharp Teeth like dog Teeth
When their angry and
They growl.
I ran like
the Speed of Sound but
She got me and bit my
Neck and sucked my blood
like the way a person kisses
too hard and sucks your tongue
Into their mouth, but it was
My Neck. She laugghed, and I
Cried because I was too slow
And now I sparkle like Edward
Cullen because I am white and
also a vampire.
