I do this a lot with my facebook. Pretty much, think of something random, funny, silly, missspelleleled, thoughtful, RANDOM.
they just have to be thought up by your little head
Here are a few examples from my own facebook status updates
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"i love everybody
who is not anybody other than the people who are not myself"
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"I think I'll... you know... just... ummmm.........
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......Go over here"
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"I got attacked by an abstract entity today
It was epic... however, i could not harm it for i do not posses the power of omnipresence to defeat such a monster.
It was almost like the time when i wanted to punch the economy.
you can't do it in a physical way, because the entity does not and cannot exist in a physical form because it would then loose its purpose as an abstract identity"