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Ragnorrock_13
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August 27, 2011, 10:42:51 am »
If Chuck Norris is Jesus, then what does that make Bruce Lee?
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August 28, 2011, 02:44:02 pm »
When we were looking for weapons of mass destruction in the Middle East, we found out that Chuck Norris was just vacationing there.
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Morphy
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August 28, 2011, 10:22:23 pm »
Chuck Norris has won The Game... twice.
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August 30, 2011, 10:21:58 pm »
Chuck Norris went to Jared!
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August 30, 2011, 10:48:27 pm »
Chuck Norris doesn't buy airplane tickets. He jumps, roundhouse kicks the earth, and lands.
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Ragnorrock_13
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August 31, 2011, 12:08:56 am »
Chuck Norris has better taste than the most interesting man in the world. He drinks Sierra Nevada.
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Morphy
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September 13, 2011, 02:01:37 am »
Chuck Norris once tried shadow kick-boxing. Six weeks later, his shadow was released from the hospital and still walks with a limp to this day.
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September 13, 2011, 10:59:38 pm »
We only see one side of the moon because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the other side.
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September 23, 2011, 10:49:05 am »
Chuck Norris
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October 09, 2011, 09:26:15 pm »
My lord... I have three posters of this sort of thing.
-Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are known today as Giraffes.
-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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October 09, 2011, 10:23:57 pm »
Most kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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October 11, 2011, 07:31:15 pm »
Chuck Norris is so fast he is able too run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head...
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Narei Mooncatt
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November 14, 2011, 10:05:26 am »
Chuck Noris' helicopter doesn't hover. It beats the air into submission.
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MWBrantley
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November 15, 2011, 07:20:07 pm »
Most earthquakes are actually caused by Chuck Norris doing pushups.
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November 17, 2011, 01:18:22 am »
Chuch norris can beast a statue in a staring contest
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Narei Mooncatt
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November 17, 2011, 01:36:57 am »
Chuck Norris will argue with a fense post, and win.
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MWBrantley
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November 17, 2011, 12:01:07 pm »
does not fly to a distant city. He sits in the airplane and the distant city flies to him.
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November 17, 2011, 06:28:55 pm »
Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's Potato Chip.
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MWBrantley
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November 20, 2011, 10:04:06 pm »
Chuck Norris just puckers his lips, and the candles on his birthday cake blow themselves out.
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December 15, 2011, 07:24:54 pm »
Chuck Norris threw a grenade, it killed fifty people, then the grenade blew up.
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December 28, 2011, 10:53:00 pm »
Chuck Norris upset the Periodic Table. He only recognizes the element of surprise.
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December 29, 2011, 12:30:14 am »
Some people can bend a spoon with only their mind. Chuck Norris can bend a spoon
without even using his mind
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December 29, 2011, 12:32:48 am »
Chuck Norris' consciousness doesn't move forward through time, time moves backward through Chuck Norris.
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December 29, 2011, 04:16:23 am »
Chuck Norris can simply walk into mordor
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December 29, 2011, 09:31:52 pm »
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick satellites into orbit.
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