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Does your fursona run a business?
« on: August 16, 2018, 10:20:31 pm »
Let's get some furry discussion going here. ;)

If your fursona were to run a business, what do you think it might be? Would it cater to all types of fursona species or only a select variety? Would it be a textile business, tech and manufacturing business, financial, retail, restaurant and hospitality, or something else?

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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2018, 12:33:12 pm »
My fursona deals in rough gems, minerals, and fossils. He collects these all in his spare time. Most of his clients make items from them for retail.  Some clients use his goods in rituals, sometimes involving transformation. He caters only to anthropomorphic shapeshifters, since he is almost anyways in that form himself.   His store is located in the woods , up highway 119 in Colorado, and is open only on the first Saturday of each month from 8am till 8 pm.    Cash only sales.  It is a cabin like any other.   There is no sign.  Business is by word of mouth only. He works a day job in human form as an engineer.
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2018, 12:39:19 pm »
I have decided to run a small cafe and coffee shop here in the city of Furtopia: Kobuk's Kafe & Koffee Shop.  :D
It's not a large place. Just a small business where people can come in, sit down, grab a quick bite to eat or something to drink, and socialise. We offer hot and cold sandwiches, salads, soup, various pastries and muffins, snacks, and assorted juices and coffees. Our doughnuts and other pastry items are baked by Old Rabbit and delivered fresh every day. :) Same thing for our various breads we use for the sandwiches which are baked and delivered by Cause the Rat. We're open 8am to 7pm Mon. to Thurs., 8am to 7pm on Fri. and Sat., and 9am to 5pm on Sun.

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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2018, 04:56:49 pm »
Does Kobuk's Kafe & Koffe Shop take bitcoin?
Is there a gluten free menu?
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2018, 05:10:33 pm »
Does Kobuk's Kafe & Koffe Shop take bitcoin?
Is there a gluten free menu?

No, and No. Sorry.

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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2018, 04:30:39 am »
Nope
For all the grammar/spellin Nazis
Yur just mad cuz u kant speel as gud as mee,

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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2018, 08:25:21 pm »
Rural Pest Control Service--Specializing in rodent control. (I used to be licensed by my state department of agriculture irl.)
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2018, 11:13:29 am »
Beag isn't very business minded, so no. If he could, though, he'd run his own restaurant.

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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2018, 02:29:25 pm »
Rural Pest Control Service--Specializing in rodent control. (I used to be licensed by my state department of agriculture irl.)

I should have known that's what a coyote would pick.  :D


Beag isn't very business minded, so no. If he could, though, he'd run his own restaurant.

What type of restaurant? Italian, French, German, or something else?

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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2018, 08:13:10 pm »
Rural Pest Control Service--Specializing in rodent control. (I used to be licensed by my state department of agriculture irl.)

I should have known that's what a coyote would pick.  :D


I've actually coaxed groundhogs, and other varmints, out into the open. Farmers love it when I prowl thier soybean fields. Haven't done it lately though.
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2018, 12:18:00 am »
Rural Pest Control Service--Specializing in rodent control. (I used to be licensed by my state department of agriculture irl.)

I should have known that's what a coyote would pick.  :D


I've actually coaxed groundhogs, and other varmints, out into the open. Farmers love it when I prowl thier soybean fields. Haven't done it lately though.

Oh my goodness!
This should also be a non - performance use of a fursuit item for Varg's thread!
So do you tell people what you will be doing so they do not shoot the big coyote lurking in the field?
Do you pounce on the little varmints after you flush them out with a fierce growl?

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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2018, 06:58:12 pm »
Swifttooth is a pirate, if that counts.

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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2018, 06:11:15 am »
If Von ran a business, he'd be a bandleader.

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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2018, 10:03:00 pm »
Jades Gems currently has a sale on slightly used radioactive rocks.  Your choice, Uranophane, Pitchblende, Samarskite(Y), or good old  Monzonite Sands.
The more you buy, the cheaper it is. 

(Got to unload this stuff before the NRC/FDA/EPA comes)

Also, on special offer, arsenic ore is also down by 10%.
(see same reason above).
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2018, 03:08:00 pm »
Yes and no. Acton would be  considered an independent policy consultant with his work with the  Republican party and  Talk show host.

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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2018, 04:51:02 pm »
Different fersona on a different world. Anthom is a philosopher of Catilinbrea. So he teaches. Because there are no school systems in place he get's paid by the people he teaches as he travels.
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2018, 01:31:48 pm »
Umbra runs a martial arts school.

Teaching self improvement, eastern philosophy, physical fitness and self defense.


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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2018, 10:52:51 am »
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2018, 07:27:38 pm »
I'd picture charcoal running a bait and tackle shop or a garage specializing in 4x4s
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2018, 08:23:39 pm »
Do you do service on Jeeps? I need some 4x4 repair Charcoal.  I can pay you in radioactive rocks.
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2018, 12:17:31 am »
Do you do service on Jeeps? I need some 4x4 repair Charcoal.  I can pay you in radioactive rocks.
hmm no I'm sorry but I do take tide pods
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2018, 01:03:44 am »
Same thinking applies,  do not eat Tide pods, and do not eat radioactive rocks. But when I mined the rocks I carried then home in my pants pocket....so.....anyway....

So does Charcoal do automatic transmissions for 1000 tide pods? It's got a hard 3-2 downshift under heavy load.
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2018, 01:08:09 am »
Swifttooth is a pirate, if that counts.
I'd say its a legit job.

So,  what kind of services does Swift Tooth and the gang of ruffians provide?
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2018, 01:16:41 am »
Deal *holds out hand* hey trust me I'm a red neck I can rfix anything with ducttabe and jb  weld but I got laundry duty and I might get the munchies and um you might need to see a Dr and get your self checked
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Re: Does your fursona run a business?
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2018, 01:35:53 am »
Deal *holds out hand* hey trust me I'm a red neck I can rfix anything with ducttabe and jb  weld but I got laundry duty and I might get the munchies and um you might need to see a Dr and get your self checked
Quite seriously, I did carry rocks I did mine IRL in my pocket.  I went home to find out they were stongly radioactive! I washed and was okay.

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