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general furry discussion => furry lite => Topic started by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 17, 2014, 09:41:03 pm
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Pickup lines one might use on a fursuiter. For example:
Are those real? The claws I mean.
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Is that tail animatronic or you happy to see me...
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My, what big furboots you have!
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Your follow-me eyes beckonned me to follow you.
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You look quite hot in that there fur....
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My, what big eyes you have.
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If I pressed your nose button, what sound would you make?
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Nice tail.
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Are you in heat because you look hot.
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If I said you have a beautiful fursuit, would you hold it against me?
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I only have buckram eyes for you.
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Panting at you? No! No... it's just hot in here.
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How about a practice hug?
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Do you prefer Febreeze of the store-brand equivalent?
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Do your LED eyes light up the room, or is it just me? ;)
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I certainly did. Tail you here.
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That fursuit ain't the only hot thing in here
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If I said that you have a beautiful fursuit, would you hold me against you?
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You had me at *squeaker noise* ;)
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Staring? No, that's just the way my head is made.
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These weren't supposed to be follow-me eyes.... but they're definitely following you.
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I'll show you my jaw set if you show me yours.
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I saw your sign for free hugs and was honored to fulfill your request ;)
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Do you skritch on the first date?
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So...where do you prefer to be in a fur pile? ;)
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I see that you're a hybrid, so I came over to say "Hi".
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So, you wanna go mark some territory?
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I see you're a (insert species), but are you a tiger in the bedroom?
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I tried to undress you with my eyes, but could not locate the zipper.
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Do you need a ride to the animal park?
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Sniffing your rear?...No no not at all I'm just trying to get to know you.
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You must be a magician, because you made my tail a waggin'.
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Hey I just sniffed you and this is crazy but here's my fursuit furmeet maybe?
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My tail has a mind of it's own. It seems to like you.
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I just noticed something...every time you're in the room, this fursuit gets even hotter than usual. ;)
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My, what dainty paws/claws/hooves/flippers/etc. you have.
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How often does your tail get pulled?
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I'll scratch behind your ears if you scratch behind mine ;)
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Practice Hug!
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I'm looking for a new handler...are you up for the challenge? I won't bite, I promise. ;)
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Do you want to initiate a furpile?
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I only have eyes for you. They even light up. See?
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People say dressing nicely is a good way to impress others, so today I put on a suit just for you. :P
Furry? No, I'm furr-you. ;3
You know what they say about guys with big paws... XD
*when tail is wagging* Sorry... when I saw you, my heart took over my tail.
Some dogs just sit, but I'll stay for you.
Will you be my special somebunny?
Do you know who here thinks you're pretty? *boops nose with fursuit nose* 'Cause I nose!
When you smile, my heart gets as soft and squishy as my fur.
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Here. Feel that? That's real faux fur!
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I'll brush your suit if you brush mine ;)
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Ever gone dog sledding? I'll be your lead dog!
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I'll take my head off for you ;)
Looking fur me? How 'suit of you!
If your heart was a fur pile, I'd jump right in.
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You've got matted fur all over your back, and it looks ruff!
(Oh that was bad)
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I don't wanna be
owl by myself
anymore
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All of your padding is in the right places.
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You know how to strike a pose...mind posing for a picture with me? ;)
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I heard that fursuiters give really warm hugs, and it's kind of chilly right now. Mind if I find out for myself?
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So...have you seen Zootopia yet?
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How many chocolate bunnies have you devoured so far?
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The ear and tail movements are amazing.
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Wow, your fur is so luxurious and soft! Who made your suit, again? ;)
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Say--Didn't you photobomb my photoshoot at [insert furcon name here]?
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Do you prefer to wear your ears up, or down?
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You're wagging your tail for a reason... ;)
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Do you prefer long drinking straws or regular size?
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I heard you could use some more fans for that...mind if I am one of them? ;)
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So--How often do you re-sole your footpaws?
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Baby, it's cold outside...let's fursuit together ;)
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Just upgraded to a new tail...What do you think?
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I only have eyes for you. Quite toony, don't you think?
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Well, what do you know? Our suits were made by the same maker! Want to grab a coffee and talk about it? ;)
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That's my favorite scent of Febreeze you're wearing.
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Hey, are you from a heaven nearby? 'Cause you look like a dutch angel dragon.
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How do you like your fur groomed--with gentle or rough brush strokes? ;)
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If you like music, I can howl a song for you. In fact, I feel beats roaring inside of me right now.
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Those are the fuzziest (ears, paws, fetlocks. etc.) I've ever seen! Who made them?
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Hey there, you seem to have a pretty hot fursuit. Literally.
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"Is it hot in here, or is it hot in here."
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We should suit together sometime ;)
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They say that you provide quality hugs. May I have a demonstration?
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They say that you provide quality hugs. May I have a demonstration?
Now that would be a good line to give at a furry convention! :D
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Do you paint your claws, or is the color molded in?
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Last night, I dreamt about meeting a big, living stuffed animal. You made my dream come true.
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You are pawsitively adorable, you know. ;)
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Have you a static charge? Because I feel an attraction for you.
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You're so adorable, I wished you could be my stuffed animal for tonight.
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Talking with you is so interesting. It's like talking with a teddy bear, only without all the fluff.
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I bet you could walk on water in those furboots.
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I'd give your suit two thumbs up. Will a pair of dew claws suffice?
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Need help brushing that out?
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Oh, I must've entered this room by mistake! Is this the fursuit meet-n-greet? I've always wanted to meet you! ;)
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Are you the thing that goes "boop" in the dark?
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Fur inspector here!
Is that Rayon, Acrylic, Modacrylic, or Polyester Nylon?
Come with me, I need a closer look.
(okay that was a bit creepy) :o :D
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Does your tail squeak when it is pulled?
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Good to see you in furson!
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Well, don't you look like a beast!
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For a hooved fursuiter, preferable a deer...
Hey you, with your fur so right,
Will you pull my sleigh tonight?
Let me harness your power!
( someone stop me)
:-[ :D
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Can I see your paws?
*scratches self with their claws*
Now I got cat scratch fever!
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You're a dog so sweet I'd let you hound me all evening.
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You swooped down and stole my heart. You bird of prey. Do you like to toy with your food?
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*notices collar and harness*
So, are you a working dog? If you're not too busy I'd like to take you off leash for a bit.... ;)
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Will you be my teddy bear tonight?
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Wanna swap tails?
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Ever hit a wiffle ball with that tail? Here--Get Ready!
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Can I grab your tail to see if it squeaks?
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Maybe you and I can later make your spring loaded floppy ears wiggle and jiggle...
:-[ :o
(hey, I was talking about dancing)
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So...are you any good with Duct Tape Dummies?
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Can I watch you sweep the floor with your tail?
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You wanna go off leash sometime? ;3
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I really need brushing and there are places I just cant reach well. Can you help me later tonight?
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*noticing harness...*
"You must be a working dog; wanna work out together"? ;)
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"What brand of dryer sheet do you put in your fursuit box?"
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Say--Is that an original commission?
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Does your suit have a hidden pocket in the tail? Can i check?
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Does your suit have a hidden pocket in the tail? Can i check?
:D
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Let me see if I can make your tail light up.
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I hear that there's a party mix up in 366 where there's no minors allowed.
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I hear that there's a party mix up in 366 where there's no minors allowed.
"Oh!" ;) :D
Your whiskers tickle!
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Let me see how your tongue is attached.
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Ever shove a bottled water into your muzzle?
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Your suit looks roomy... maybe enough for two.
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The sight of you makes my eyes light up.
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You look like a fur who knows how to have a tail raising good time!
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How good are your paws?
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Do you get your handler to clear some space around ya?
So no one loses an eye.
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Do you want to practice being a quick-change-artist?
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You have the most amazing jaw set.
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I think your suit needs adjusting. There is a strange bulge. Can I adjust it for you?
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How is your tail attached? Let me see....
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Wanna come with me to the headless lounge? It's gotten pretty hot all of a sudden! ;)
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Wanna swap heads? ;)
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You like foot paw massages?
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Do you do your own claws or do you send them out?
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Can I feel the fur on your tail? ;)
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So...Ever been glomped?
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You look so hot I am amazed your glue isn't melting!
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Can I hold your tail so it doesn't get dirty dragging on the convention center floor?
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Will you be my therapy creature?
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Toony eyes are the best...they make me happy. ( basic but I bet it works...)
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Do you make your own bandana or buy "off the rack"?
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Let me see if I can make your ears twitch!
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Have you read the latest Fox Dad?
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Can I squeak your tail?
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How many zippers do you have? :-[
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How many zippers do you have? :-[
*face plants*
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I just love your fursuit stench
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Bet my jingle bells are louder than yours.
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There's a spot on your fur, may I clean it for you with my tongue?
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Is your nose button also a reset button? "BOOP!"
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How do you keep your fur so well groomed...spot cleaning or thorough brushing? ;)
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So--What's the best way to initiate a furpile?
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Want to see my animatronic tail wag?
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Would you like to count my beans?
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I've got this brand new harness but I'm in need of a handler...you think you're up for the task? ;)
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Do you scritch on the first date?
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Can I see how your tail it attached?
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May I see your beans?
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Those follow-me-eyes can follow me anywhere!
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I'll bet your bark is as charming as your bite.
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Hey. Wanna go chase geese at the golf course?
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Are you familiar with Sirius--The Dog Star?
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Hey, can you help me get into my room? I forgot something. My room key is in my pocket, just there at the base of my tail, underneath. :-[
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You have quite a glow about you--nice LEDs.
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I think my fan died, because I am hot all the sudden.
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I was thinking about going over to the headless lounge, but when I'm around you, I don't ever wanna break the magic! ;)
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I see you brought a fan. Now I'm your biggest fan.
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Do you think we could make static if we rubbed together in the dark?
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I've got a 40mm fan in my muzzle. How big is yours?