The Thingy

[Mu Rho Ni]

you monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sergalicious]

* adds "ode to a small lump of green putty i found in my armpit one midsummer morning"*
now im a monster

[Mu Rho Ni]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THINGY!!!! YOU WILL BE AVENGED!!!!!

[Sergalicious]

Oh I'd better be extra carful then, I add agarajag, except he hate everyone, not just dent

[Mu Rho Ni]

humma kavula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(i should also note that while i love the movie i haven't read the book yet soooo yea.....some of these things r going over my head)

[GrayWolf448]

takes thingy places it down and surround it with indestructible speakers playing JB's "Baby baby Ohhhhhhhh" song
that song sounds very wrong when you think about it 

[HazardJackal]

I hire a deaf man and give his written instructions to grab the thingy and bring it back to me.  he picks it up and is fascinated with it's thingyness so much that he keeps it for himself.

The thingy is not in the hands of a deaf man, who has walked into a library.

[Sergalicious]

he's singing but he cant tell so he is kicked out of the library, he is then mugged for unknown reason, maybe because he was in a prison library, but we may never know

[Mu Rho Ni]

during the mugging i take the thingy and run

[GrayWolf448]

the "thingy" was never token away from the area because even tho you are def the "song" sucks so much it burns through anything that comes close

[HazardJackal]

Garbles eats the thingy.

[Katra]

Calls in an air strike; then picks Thingy up from the resulting pile of wreckage.

[HazardJackal]

Garbles little known brother, Marbles, lost his marbles and latches onto you head with his mouth.  He doesn't even try to take the thingy, he just bites you head.

[HazardJackal]

Marbles has eaten you entirely and is now walking back to Mwarthiatch.