Keep it and wear it at the next furry con,and talk about all the shenanigans that took place that night, deep in the Nevada desert, as all the furies stormed area 51 and liberated all the Grey aliens (residents of the zeta -reticuli star system) from their Majestic 12 oppressors. Then use the aliens and their technology to probe president trumps brain to see what the major malfunction really is. [ That was a joke folks].
A new type of transistor based upon photons, rather than electrons. (Like Star Treck's OptoIsolinear stuff ?)