Stuff one, lay it next to you in bed, to be a stand in for your mate who is away. *nervous laughter *
Wear it when training attack dogs, that way they don't bite much because you are a bigger dog than they are.
Perform CPR on it for practice. Mouth to muzzle and chest compressions.
Use the hand paws to set hot food containers on to keep from burning the table? Especially if they have silicone paw pads.
Drink champagne out of a foot paw at a furry wedding?
Use one to cast a shadow on the inside of your windows so people think you are home, and you have a false alibi. Kind of like a Perry Mason episode.
Stuff one, set it between two cranky children who are fighting in the back seat of a car during long trips. Maybe they would settle down.
Stuff one, throw it into a volcano to satisfy the gods by fooling them, and no one dies?
Punching bag.