back to school

well, next week I have to go back to school, placing me in the same building as:
Pathological liar kid=he lies about big things like his brother knowing some russians who sell them uzis and c-4 to little things that I know more about than im, like he once told me aout how he neaarly beat furcadia

wannabe black gangsta kid= he blasts the same damn hiphop song all study hall, if somebody pisses him off, he'll accuse them of being racist against ameican indians. he doesn't even look like one, his brother does, but you can't tell with him

hyperactive nevershutsup smokes like a chimmeny girl= the name says it all, she won't shut up about the ghetto or satan, she has adhd so I don't mind her that much

disturbingly flamboyant boy= no, I'm not a homophobe. but when you frequently wear halter tops, neon pink mesh tank tops, and girls shirts, you look like a damn fool. he's got nearly every gay stereotype covered. right down to talking like a valley girl. it's not just that, but it's what he says, he'll be sittin there saying that the bible is sh*t and completely untrue simply because he thinks it has only two pivotal female characters. he thinks america is full of moron and is a dumb country because of frivolous lawsuits. each time I try and defend my religion or my country whe he says these thinks, he begins shouting "I don't wanna talk about it!" well, if you don't wanna talk about it, don't say such things! but this all doesn't mean I hate him, it was quite enjoyable to watch him talk to an art teacher (whome I hated) about his boyfriend, made her very uncomfortable

and then I can't forget to mention all those nameless faces who decide that, despite not knowing me, that I am mentall retarded and should be made fun of at every opportunity because their jackass friend told them to. I used to remedy this by spitting in their face, but the school frowned upon that

[Nohbdy_121]

Before all this special education crap, I can assure you kids (and adults in some cases) were getting better education. It was more fair. Kids werent getting bleep out of an education. Out of their lives. And if need be, you could've gone back into elementary at 38 years of age.


Nothing like today. No, these days: districts will fit as many innocent good kids into their special education program for milking money off the government. That special education funding goes to athletics instead, or other wastes of time (My school district has every single freshman toting a desktop right now). Or, goes right to the administration's income.

Kid, if you were never in special education, you would've been just fine. You wouldnt be where you are now. You would be just another normal student. But no, that one day you did something it cost you everything you could ever gain from the american education system. Doesnt mean you can't educate yourself, though. You gotta do your own education. Undo all the barriers they put between you and advancement.

Actually, those kinda' guys are everywhere.  At my own school, which was selected as one of the TOP TEN MODEL HIGHSCHOOLS OF MASS, I had to put up with:

Jimmy Krack Korn: The whitest human being I've ever seen, petitioned for a class in Ebonics, was apprehended multiple times for downloading Tupac onto the library computers (and playing them at maximum volume), and if you said or did anything which he disagreed with, would shout out: "You just mad cuz' I black!"

Burn-Out Suppremacist: The only guy I know that can get completely stoned before 7 a.m.  And not only was he completely burned, he apparently felt he had to ensure that everyone else was completely bunred too.  Of the three years I was at that highschool, I had to spend fifteen minutes of every frickin' day trying to explain to him that I wasn't going to buy anything from him.  Oh yeah, and this was also the guy that proclaimed on multiple occassions that he was going to become the dictator of America so he could make poetry illegal.

Mr. and Mr. Gay Like You: Two guys that were not just open about being gay, they apparently assumed every other guy in the world was gay too.  They didn't ask if I was gay -- they jumped right to the request for doggy style.

The Tree Lover: Not necessarily a gay guy, rather someone that had to hook up with something every hour, on the hour, preferably another living creature, but substitues could be acquired elsewhere (I'll leave it up to you to figure out how he got his name).

The Nimrod and his Groupies: It's what it sounds like.  One kid deprived of an imagination and and IQ that had nothing better to do than follow people around (like me) repeating the same stupid one-liners over and over again.  But the real downer?  Behind him were three other guys that did nothing but copy the nimrod!

n00b: I call him that because all he did was boast how good he was at games he'd never even played.  To top it off, if he chose a mutli-player game that was on the system and you proved him wrong, he'd follow you around for a week or two yelling: "YOU CHEATED!!!  YOU CHEATED [name]!!! YOU'RE SUCH A [censored] CHEATER!!!"  And to top matters off, he had three or four guys following him around just like the Nimrod did.

School-Is-Competition Girls: Two girls that apparently thought our grades were scores for a game, therefore it was equally profitable for them to sabotage someone else's grade as it was to improve their own.  

And yes, every, every school has the hordes of Name Brand Gangs.

And the silver lining?
NONE OF THEM WILL FOLLOW YOU TO COLLEGE. '>