Don't wanna be called Baka Ga-i-jin
Don't wanna be the laughing stock of Ja-pan
I've seen every single anime ever made
And I bet you Japan is just the same!
Hope to live in a new kind of nation
Ninja monsters and alean invations
I'll be the hero and everything will be O.K.
Fullfill my TV dreams of tommorow
Costumes I bought with money I borrowed
I guess I'll have to pay back my mom
I recently booked a flight to Ja-pan!
When I get there I'll be the man!
Even though I only know a like one word
All I know is baka means retard
Hope to live in a new kind of nation
Ninja monsters and alean invations
I'll be the hero and everything will be O.K.
Anime and manga is my life
Even though I'll never get myself a wife
Doesn't matter cause' I got hentai
Hope to live in a new kind of nation
Ninja monsters and alean invations
I'll be the hero and everything will be O.K.
Fullfill my TV dreams of tommorow
Costumes I bought with money I borrowed
I guess I'll have to pay back my mom
Don't wanna be a baka ga-i-jin
When it comes to manga I win
I've read every manga ever made
And I bet you Japan is just the same!
Hope to live in a new kind of nation
Ninja monsters and alean invations
I'll be the hero and everything will be O.K.
Fullfill my TV dreams of tommorow
Costumes I bought with money I borrowed
I guess I'll have to pay back my mom
