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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13500 on: January 24, 2023, 07:31:25 pm »
Banning Jade for naming his dog after a fish.
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13501 on: January 25, 2023, 08:48:19 am »
I object!
Wanda is named after the girl in The Magic School Bus
NOT

Her name means "woman who carries a staff" or "strong female warrior" or "female shepherd"
And it all came true!  She carries HUGE sticks (tree limbs) she is a fighter, and is a Female German Shepard Dog

Banning Cause for Not grave-digging this thread like I did.

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If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13502 on: January 27, 2023, 02:04:17 pm »
Bans Jade for not fixing me breakfast this morning.  >:(

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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13503 on: January 30, 2023, 10:10:54 am »
Bans Kobuk for not pulling my sled through the snow today. So I could get home.
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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13504 on: January 31, 2023, 11:22:46 am »
Bans Jade for thinking I would help get him home. I live too far away from him to help him out.

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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13505 on: January 31, 2023, 12:21:54 pm »
Huskies have ENDURANCE!
Of course you could get me home!

Just teleport here, and then pull me 12 miles.

I ban Kobuk for drinking WARM Mountain Dew!  Ahhh!
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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13506 on: February 02, 2023, 08:29:39 pm »
Bans Jade for buying a sandwich, bag of chips, and a hot chocolate from my cafe, then leaving and not paying for any of it.  >:(
You owe me $8.65.
Pay up........NOW! Or you won't be allowed back in my cafe.

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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13507 on: February 03, 2023, 02:51:22 am »
I ban Kobuk for not charging Jade in Crytpo for a crypto cafe.
And I ban Jade for not learning how to pull his own sleigh.
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13508 on: February 04, 2023, 12:00:16 pm »
I ban Cause for telling me to use Crypto. I hate Crypto and refuse to use it in my cafe.  >:(

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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13509 on: February 04, 2023, 02:07:20 pm »
I ban myself for being so bad.
(I'm just misunderstood!)
I paid Kobuk about 5.55 in gold,  gave him a big hug and Wanda kissed him very well.  I had to stop her.
I have now learned to pull my own sleigh and also Wanda can too.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13510 on: February 04, 2023, 09:02:44 pm »
I ban Jade for not pulling me around in a sleigh wile singing 'Jingle Bells'.
I ban Kobuk for not taking the place of Miss Fanny Bright and sitting by my side in that sleigh.
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: The Ban Game
« Reply #13511 on: February 05, 2023, 11:15:11 am »
I can not both pull a sleigh and sing at same time.
I ban cause for saying fanny bright.

I guess it's a better name than Ima Hogg ( which was apparently a real name of one of my moms school mates)
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)