Haha when I played conker xbox, I had no idea it was a remake. I only found that out about 5 months ago
I'm sure the original was epicer by far 
Upsides of the N64 version.
Frying pan instead of nail board. You simply press B to whip your frying pan, instead of going into a bad third-person shooter view and dying a lot.
90% of the language went uncensored in the original too

. This includes the great mighty poo song.
A lot more gore, and the teddies looked like actual teddy bears instead of bears on steroids.
If you ever come across the N64 version, take a look
