Author Topic: Chuck Norris Facts (Read 24050 times)

Onion · « **on:** August 25, 2011, 01:03:30 am »

Here how you play.

Post a Chuck Norris Fact. It can be tottaly original or a good one you seen somewhere, you'd like to share.

Onion · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:06:29 am »

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Mylo · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:08:54 am »

Chuck Norris can shoot bullets without a gun.

Mylo · « **Reply #3 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:14:46 am »

Chuck Norris can stare at the sun.

Mylo · « **Reply #4 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:17:03 am »

Chuck Norris doesn't have to go to Burger King or Subway to have it his way.

Loc · « **Reply #5 on:** August 25, 2011, 03:12:18 am »

Chuck Norris doesn't pay attention - Attention pays him.

Ragnorrock_13 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 25, 2011, 09:35:15 am »

Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were just called the Islands.

489109 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:43:41 pm »

Loc · « **Reply #8 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:48:30 pm »

Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.

Jacoby Quinn · « **Reply #9 on:** August 25, 2011, 06:01:51 pm »

cuuck norris uses a razorwire back scratcher (replaced after every use)

Onion · « **Reply #10 on:** August 25, 2011, 08:58:56 pm »

Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.

Mylo · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:13:13 am »

Chuck Norris doesn't need a Lytro camera...he's always in focus.

Ragnorrock_13 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:20:03 am »

Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with Medusa. You can probably guess who won.

Mylo · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:48:49 am »

Hydrogen forms helium when Chuck Norris punches the air.

Ragnorrock_13 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:10:22 am »

Chuck Norris once lost a fight, only to understand the feeling.

Narei Mooncatt · « **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2011, 03:36:18 am »

That Earthquake in Virginia was just Chuck Norris doing jumping jacks.

Couple of classics I like:

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
Under Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

Kobuk · « **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2011, 06:25:57 am »

Chuck Norris can "Do the Dew".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk

Alsek · « **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:30:52 am »

Quote from: Liedt on August 25, 2011, 01:43:41 pm

Chuck Norris is an Ungulate!

You're doing it wrong.

^{Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.}

Eddy · « **Reply #18 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:25:27 am »

Chuck Norris has an extra fist underneath his beard.

Kobuk · « **Reply #19 on:** August 26, 2011, 04:34:21 pm »

Chuck Norris is actually a carnivore furry wearing a human disguise.

Narei Mooncatt · « **Reply #20 on:** August 26, 2011, 04:36:52 pm »

When Chuck Norris reads a Chuck Norris Fact, he doesn't laugh. he simply nods.

Onion · « **Reply #21 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:23:03 pm »

Chuck Norris can out dance Mr.Six

Onion · « **Reply #22 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:50:55 pm »

Yes, Chuck Norris can in fact "Kill you with kindness"!

Ragnorrock_13 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:56:51 pm »

Neil Armstrong is not the first man on the moon. Chuck Norris round house kicked a man onto the moon three weeks before the Apollo mission was even imagined.

Avor · « **Reply #24 on:** August 27, 2011, 04:16:51 am »

Chuck Norris got his but kicked by BRice Lee.