Author Topic: the monkey's paw (Read 16771 times)

Furenzied · « **Reply #50 on:** June 16, 2013, 01:08:15 am »

You become mute and need a computer to say things for you.

I wish I were taller.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #51 on:** June 16, 2013, 01:09:31 am »

you hit your head. on the moon.

i wish i wasn't such a jerk

Furenzied · « **Reply #52 on:** June 16, 2013, 01:11:37 am »

Again you become mute.

I wish I was a real life anthro.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #53 on:** June 16, 2013, 01:13:12 am »

you are killed by midgets. no, these two things are not related in the slightest

i wish i was a better artist

Furenzied · « **Reply #54 on:** June 16, 2013, 01:14:55 am »

You die painting a box so real you could put things in it, thus becoming the greatest artist ever.

I wish I had more time to think.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #55 on:** June 16, 2013, 01:18:36 am »

you think of something awful, and your head explodes in self defense!

I WISH I COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN THE FRIGGIN BIG LETTERS OFF!!!

GrayWolf448 · « **Reply #56 on:** June 16, 2013, 05:30:18 am »

your caps lock and shift key don't work and your head blows up with frustration

i make no wish :3

and btw i watched/read the monkey's paw in language arts it had zombies in it :3

HazardJackal · « **Reply #57 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:24:44 pm »

*head explodes*

i wish i wasn't such a sissy

Furenzied · « **Reply #58 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:56:21 pm »

You end up a body builder and end up with a severe case of roid rage.

I wish I wasn't so indecisive.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #59 on:** June 17, 2013, 05:10:07 pm »

You stop thinking at start doing, and end up being turned into a human pinata.

I wish i could figure out how grass works. "how does grass work? what? ya know grass, how does it work? what do you mean? well, how dies the whole thing with it gets green and then its brown and it grows... how does that all work, like underneath it all, what are the processes that make it all work, ya know?"

Furenzied · « **Reply #60 on:** June 17, 2013, 06:20:55 pm »

You become a rather boring grass specialist...but a very good one.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #61 on:** June 17, 2013, 06:22:22 pm »

The feds find out and take you into an underground lab. "nothing happened down there, nothing you can know about anyway"

Furenzied · « **Reply #62 on:** June 17, 2013, 06:25:11 pm »

...I wish everyone would remember the two parts of this.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #63 on:** June 17, 2013, 06:26:29 pm »

Sigh...

Furenzied · « **Reply #64 on:** June 17, 2013, 06:51:25 pm »

It's ok bro...just...I don't know......*brain fart*...

HazardJackal · « **Reply #65 on:** June 17, 2013, 07:31:30 pm »

I wish i could have a squid instead of hair

Furenzied · « **Reply #66 on:** June 17, 2013, 07:49:38 pm »

Your constantly covered in ink.

I wish I really had a tail.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #67 on:** June 17, 2013, 07:51:06 pm »

I come up behind you, cut it off, and strangle you with it!

I wish i was better at listening

Furenzied · « **Reply #68 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:07:58 pm »

Your hearing becomes so good every sound hurts your ears.

I wish I could smell things better.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #69 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:13:29 pm »

You smell the B.O. of a sumo.

i wish something bad happens to me!

Furenzied · « **Reply #70 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:34:11 pm »

Your best friend wins the lottery when you let him cut in line at the store...

I wish for my wish to do nothing.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #71 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:38:45 pm »

Your wish fails to do nothing by giving you a unicorn, that skewers your throat and pins you to a tree with its horn

I wish that this wish will have catastrophic consequences

Furenzied · « **Reply #72 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:43:27 pm »

It destroys only you. Leaving everything else uneffected.

I wish that no wish harms anyone.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #73 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:45:14 pm »

For now on, All wishes now harm everyone

I wish i wasn't first to be effected by your stupid wish!

Furenzied · « **Reply #74 on:** June 17, 2013, 09:20:22 pm »

You are the last person. Witness to all the suffering.

I wish for everyone to be happy.