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Re: Big Al
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2008, 07:54:53 pm »
Just one cookie? There's got to be a catch, right?
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2008, 10:10:10 pm »
Catch?  Hmm... lemme see...

*unscrolls a rather large piece of parchment*

Alright, what do we have here... the green jello clause... from five weeks to a year... up to and including the letter 2...

Oh!  Here we go!

The Limerick
The mystical nature of the limerick has been discussed by many, disputed by few, and ingested by none*.  There are, of course, no clauses, pretenses, incongruencies, discombobulations, striations, or any other negative effect from said poetry**.  Limericks are a joy and are created to please the individual reader, thus creating a positive atmosphere in any situation.

*None except for goats, shrews, badgers, sharks, sea cucumbers, and one little weasel found lost in Albania.
**All promises made are based on unreal facts.  Please note that the limerick will likely cause the reader to turn into a fish of the poet's choice.

Uhh... so, you see?  No catch!  None whatsoever... <.<
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2008, 10:49:19 pm »
I was going to give a batch of 6 cookies... but now I just don't know.

Take out the possibility of becoming a fish and then we have a deal! I'm not too sure on how water-channel accessible this place is designed... :P

Cookies!! But not for you!... yet.
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2008, 02:53:30 pm »
Wait, wait, wait...

Look.  It's just a fish.  And, besides, I get to choose what kind.  You could be a sword fish... or a tuna fish... or a koi...

Besides, I have this nice little, sword fish, tuna and koi pond right here!  *displays the happy forested pond*

See?  It'd be great.  Plus, I'd feed you every day!  ^_^

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Re: Big Al
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2008, 05:31:01 pm »
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See?  It'd be great.  Plus, I'd feed you every day!  ^_^

You'd feed us? Or do you mean "we'd get fed" to something else..........like maybe a shark for instance?  :o
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2008, 07:43:01 pm »
Hm... Food, shelter, Limerick, and any fish I want to be... Sold!

Here's your cookies! Cookies for you! (And then some!)

And make me a sword fish, at least I could poke people walking by! :)

Besides, I'm not *that* low on the food chain now. >.>
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2008, 09:14:09 pm »
'Tis done, Lawrence!
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There once was a red wolf named Lawrence
Who wanted to chew on an orange quince.
  On his way to Asia,
  The pilot had amnesia
And landed the plane in Florence.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I hereby deem you a swordfish!



Ooh!  You even turned out red.  :)
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2008, 12:56:00 pm »
Arbutus, you shouldn't try giving cookies out in secret... you still get your reward in public.  :)
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My dearest friend, Arbutus,
On his journey to Main had a fuss.
  He totaled his car
  And couldn't hop that far,
So he hitch-hiked with a beaver named Gus.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are hereby a fangly fish!



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Re: Big Al
« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2008, 01:33:56 pm »
>_>
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gimme!!! ^_^ >_<



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Re: Big Al
« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2008, 03:28:38 pm »
Just as long as Dr. Arbutus gets his own pond, I won't mind. I mean, He looks incredibly ravenous now! :o

By the way... Does there happen to be an anti-limerick to get rid of this? I don't remember covering the issue of limerick transformations in Medi - school.
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2008, 04:14:37 pm »
Oh no! But I was just giving you a cookie because you were soliciting them on FA! I didn't want to be a... fanglyfish...

...although since I turned you into a newt, I guess this is payback. Oh well, at least I get to be an upside-down fanglyfish.

Thank you for the limerick, in any case! :)

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Re: Big Al
« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2008, 04:45:05 pm »
*bans Arbutus for eating a Furtopian member* >.<
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #37 on: December 02, 2008, 06:38:37 pm »
No, no, it's okay! He was a spammer. :)
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #38 on: December 02, 2008, 08:11:33 pm »
Oh my goodness!  Another request!  Right-oh...
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I once knew a McMajik
Who lived far away from the sticks,
  But that cat, all too snookie,
  Gave a Mario cookie,
So I wrote him this limerick.
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Ah hah!  I deem you a nautilus!



Wait... that's not so fishy.  What's goin' on?

... oh well.  :)

Arbutus, be kind to the spammers.  Here, have a troll. 

*throws troll to the fishies*

Wait... I just realized...

... I made a limerick for myself...  :o
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2008, 01:35:25 pm »
No!  I swear, that limerick was just a demonstration!  You know, to, uh... show my talent? 

*poofs*

 x_x



... and it had to be the blob fish ... o.o
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2008, 05:44:21 pm »
Oh...

...oh man.

You are literally the most unattractive creature I've ever seen. I'm sorry.

I think I have a Calvin and Hobbes-style transmogrifier somewhere in my thread, but I can't go looking for it because it's on dry land and I'd suffocate. :(
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2008, 07:11:47 pm »



Ah! :o oh god man...Geeze did somebody open the Ark of the Covennant? Oh god...I-I'm sorry man, I can't even look at you.
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2008, 09:25:53 pm »
Run, Arbutus, run!  Err... swim!  Get that transmogrifier!   :o

As for now, I'll just bob here... looking sad...

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Re: Big Al
« Reply #43 on: December 04, 2008, 09:55:20 pm »
O.o

Thank goodness I didn't get turned into that!

If you want Alexandre, I can eat you and you won't be able to look at yourself! To top it off it'll put something else on you mind!
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #44 on: December 04, 2008, 09:57:20 pm »
If you want Alexandre, I can eat you and you won't be able to look at yourself! To top it off it'll put something else on you mind!
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Uhh...

...I'm afraid that might be the best option.  Arbutus is taking a long time...

Alright.  Eat me.   :o

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Re: Big Al
« Reply #45 on: December 04, 2008, 10:08:05 pm »
 :o

Ok, I really hope you taste better than you look... >.>

*starts shaking salt, pepper, and some light hot sauce over you.*

O __ O
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*Chews slowly and swallows...* x_x

Ugh... At least he's now in a better place.

*shudders* Bleh..
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #46 on: December 04, 2008, 11:09:05 pm »
:o

...

:o

Did that just happen?

One of Furtopia's own watchers... eaten? Consumed? Gone?

An innocent limerick game has spiraled into madness! Help! Somebody! Anybody who has legs and can breathe on dry land! Figure out some way to transform us all back to the way we used to be!

The life of everybody in this thread depends on just one thing: Finding someone back there who not only can fly this plane, but who isn't a fish.
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2008, 11:31:59 pm »
I'll take the case!  :D
I mean, I'll try.  >:(
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Re: Big Al
« Reply #48 on: December 05, 2008, 05:06:03 am »
:o

Ok, I really hope you taste better than you look... >.>

*starts shaking salt, pepper, and some light hot sauce over you.*

O __ O
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*Chews slowly and swallows...* x_x

Ugh... At least he's now in a better place.

*shudders* Bleh..

What madness is this!? What have you done!?

Do you realise how seriously eating that thing'll mess you up!?

Pretty seriously. *shakes head in disgust*

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Re: Big Al
« Reply #49 on: December 05, 2008, 06:44:26 am »
umm, he is gone?

*finds the wand and shakes it, alexandre re-appears as a red wolf with a hors's tail and a fox's head, and a wolf's ears*

uhhh don't turn me into a fish.