Now that the purple seems to have mystically disappeared...
*builds a stand that says "Limerick for a Cookie" and sits behind it*
Come one! Come all! Specifically, come those with the cookies! Behold the wonder, the spectacle, the limerick!
I laugh at those who doubt its power! Ha ha! The powers are so mystical, nobody can quite say what it does, but it is definitely.... existant.
There once was a pink fox named Al
Who chased down a nice looking fowl.
It went in a jacuzzi,
And, feeling rather woozy,
He decided to throw in the towel.
Ha! Could you not feel the power! Now, I'm giving them away for an incredible, irrefusable price of one cookie each! So come, my friends, and behold the wonder of the limerick!