WATCHER ABUSE! WATCHER ABUSE!
*presses a big red button*
*disco balls descend from the ceiling*
*colored spotlights swing crazily around the room*
*a roller rink rises from the floor*
*Funkytown begins to play through giant floor speakers in all four corners of the room*
Oh. Heheh. Wrong button. Just, uh, don't tell anyone you saw that, that's a good wolf... *sweeps the roller rink under his coat and out of sight*
*presses a different big red button, which activates the WATCHER ABUSE SIREN to call all admins to the scene immediately*