Oh good, I was looking for some admins.
I would like to report a rash of Furtopian vandalism on my personal possession.
I am of course referring to the recent incidents in which my beloved calendar has been slobbered on and graffiti'd -- and most recently it was the recipient of unspeakable acts the nature of which a family-friendly forum prevents me from elaborating on (considering they were perpetrated by a furry, you can imagine how disturbing said acts were).
I am understandably upset at these sudden attacks on my unsuspecting property & am concerned that the malicious destruction will escalate to other innocent office supplies. How can I protect my stapler? Will my ballpoints ever feel safe again? My poor calendar's innocence is lost forever.
I hope that our admins will look into this disquieting trend in an otherwise safe community that values humorous banter amongst its members.