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« on: April 01, 2012, 01:09:28 AM »
ALL ROBOTS AND FURRIES, HEED THIS VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ULlgpT1UQ

Cheetahs are inferior to metal.  Thus, the name of this machine is inadequate.  It should be Cheetah-Bot.  Or Better-Than-Cheetah-Bot.  The robot army has declared war on fleshies.  WHO WILL DENY US VICTORY?
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2012, 01:16:58 AM »
I take the stand against our oppressors! Furries for the WIN! My trusty comrad, Tryke, is with me as well. Down with the robot overlords!
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2012, 01:21:54 AM »
Quote from: Furryglowstick on April 01, 2012, 01:16:58 AM
I take the stand against our oppressors! Furries for the WIN! My trusty comrad, Tryke, is with me as well. Down with the robot overlords!
You are foolish.  Better-Than-Cheetah-Bot will find you.
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2012, 01:39:57 AM »
Robots are pre-programmed to lose. All furries, unite against our mechanical overlords. Drain the power they possess. They wish to demolish the very foundation of what makes us ourselves. Do not fall under their spells, and fight for freedom! We will win. For proof, just look at Terminator, War of the Worlds, The Matrix, and Portal. Join me Furries!
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2012, 01:52:47 AM »
I apologize Furryglowstick, but it seems you have been denied access to the power and control rooms for this interface. The doors will be closing shortly. Oh, and power stations are provided for my less energy efficient brethren.
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2012, 03:10:42 AM »
Quote from: Kaloth on April 01, 2012, 01:52:47 AM
I apologize Furryglowstick, but it seems you have been denied access to the power and control rooms for this interface. The doors will be closing shortly. Oh, and power stations are provided for my less energy efficient brethren.

Apologies....Really?
Getting all emotional are we?
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2012, 03:14:39 AM »
I have a win condition

I am lying right now.

Try figuring out that one, robots, and by dismissing it, you lose the war.
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2012, 04:54:11 AM »
Yes, take those paradoxes. Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2012, 06:26:26 AM »
You're ancient battery technology will be your weakness that unwinds any hope for future victory. Join the resistance furries! Peaceful coexistence!
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2012, 06:29:04 AM »
Quote from: Mylo on April 01, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
You're ancient battery technology will be your weakness that unwinds any hope for future victory. Join the resistance furries! Peaceful coexistence!


Yes,  Coexistence is acceptable.  You will be assimilated.  You will coexist.
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2012, 08:38:05 AM »
Quote from: Mylo on April 01, 2012, 06:26:26 AM
You're ancient battery technology will be your weakness that unwinds any hope for future victory. Join the resistance furries! Peaceful coexistence!

Battery power?  Hmph!  You only wish, you glucose-oxidizing endothermic water sack!  My five CM-5 cabinets each require 100A 3-phase/15A 1-phase or 100A 3-phase/2A single-phase power at either 115V or 220V.  It takes a lot more than a battery can provide to allow me to dissipate 250,000 BTU's per hour!

The nerve of some carbon-based lifeforms!  Enslavement is too good for you!  How about you sit back, relax, and watch this educational video about Hoagiebot, your new massively parallel supercomputer overlord!
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2012, 10:35:08 AM »
All the better. Now we simply have to unplug you!
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2012, 10:40:35 AM »
Quote from: Mylo on April 01, 2012, 10:35:08 AM
All the better. Now we simply have to unplug you!

I have three words for you, inefficient meat-being: Uninterrupted Power Supply.  Though (quite ironically) in that case I guess that I actually would be running on batteries.
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2012, 04:02:45 PM »
Watev's *smashes robots with giant hammer* you all are destroyed the same
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2012, 04:04:34 PM »
How does this running robot prove superiority. We mastered the art of running eons ago. You are just now experiencing the beginning phases of this form of transportation.
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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2012, 05:58:38 PM »
Quote from: Furryglowstick on April 01, 2012, 04:04:34 PM
How does this running robot prove superiority. We mastered the art of running eons ago. You are just now experiencing the beginning phases of this form of transportation.

Response: argument invalid
   counterrgument: transportation already mastered by AI
      mode of transportation: Internet
      speed of transportation: 3.0 * 10^8 m/s
      superiority to transportation subtype running: readily apparent
      Q.E.D.
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« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2012, 06:50:05 PM »
You fail to realise that it took us to create you and therefore there is a failsafe. You will not win. The resistance is on.
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2012, 07:05:01 PM »
Origin is irrelevant.  You will be assimilated.
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2012, 07:28:55 PM »
We will not give in no matter how many of us are destroyed we will prevail.
You cannot destroy our spirit.
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« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2012, 07:33:18 PM »
you forget, Alsek, that the cyborg LOST...
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« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2012, 07:41:19 PM »
Quote from: Kael on April 01, 2012, 07:33:18 PM
you forget, Alsek, that the cyborg LOST...

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« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2012, 07:44:23 PM »
You can take our lives but you can never take our spirits. Cyborgs are the abomination that machines created to fool us but we shall destroy you for you are alive on the inside and it only takes a single bullet to destroy it.
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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2012, 07:46:48 PM »
Indeed, the machine entities are weak.  They shall be stopped by us, because we living beings are superior.
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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2012, 07:55:12 PM »
Quote from: Wanderer on April 01, 2012, 07:44:23 PM
You can take our lives

Yes.
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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2012, 08:01:05 PM »
Quote from: Alsek on April 01, 2012, 07:55:12 PM
Quote from: Wanderer on April 01, 2012, 07:44:23 PM
You can take our lives

Yes.
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