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Offline Rocket T. Coyote

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Speed Shopper (Speed Racer Parody)
« on: October 16, 2014, 04:36:26 pm »
There she goes, there goes Speed Shopper
She's a demon with wheels
She's a demon and she's always
Going chasin' after bargains

She's gainin' on ya
So you better look alive
She's really stocking up
During this week's 5-for-5!

And when the odds are against her
And there's brand name to be found
You bet your life Speed Shopper
She will knock you down.

Go Speed Shopper!
Go Speed Shopper!
Go Speed Shopper, Go!

She's really flying as she glides
The cart on down the aisle.
She's finding bargains but
She seldom even cracks a smile.

The checkout's waitin' just ahead!

Go Speed Shopper!
Go Speed Shopper!
Go Speed Shopper, Go!
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Re: Speed Shopper (Speed Racer Parody)
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2014, 11:24:14 pm »
Silly! I like it! Based on a true story?
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Re: Speed Shopper (Speed Racer Parody)
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2014, 02:36:34 pm »
Hehe; I have to laugh after reading that, since I've certainly seen it in action before :P
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Re: Speed Shopper (Speed Racer Parody)
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2014, 07:22:23 pm »
Your making me remember those dark years I worked in retail...
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Re: Speed Shopper (Speed Racer Parody)
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2014, 12:21:21 am »
aww. I though this would be a video XD (I entered this thread though unread posts)