Welcome to porcopia, where we eat royal porcupine in a cornucopia, with shaved coconut.
And we live in straw huts, with ravens and mutts.
Stay for awhile and enjoy some steamed crocodile, or perhaps you could come back later and have some deep fried alligator?
And my oh my, we'll bake you a sweet pretzel pie, if you fly, but if you come by boat we'll just give you a rootbeer float.
And if you come by car, you can drink at our bar, if you come by truck, you'll enjoy roast duck, but I must tell you something insane, you can't come by motorcycle or train, or else we'll be cursed with two weeks of rain.