I don't like being underground in general, so when you add an eternity there without sunlight or food, I don't like that thought. I also don't want to be burned alive, so when I die, I would like to have three people make sure for certain that I am dead, then shoot me in the head just in case, then burn my body and let it go with the wind. Or put me into orbit. That would be cool. Oh! Before I get burned, take any valuable organs that could still be functional, then throw me in the oven.