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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #200 on: February 02, 2015, 08:38:29 pm »
During frog dissection in biology class you spontaneously shoot a music video of yourself doing a cover of Joy To The World by Three Dog Night.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #201 on: June 01, 2015, 09:25:12 pm »
Cosplay as any of the villians from the Marvel Comics-inspired movies during regular class hours.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #202 on: July 06, 2015, 07:26:15 pm »
Respond to questions in the classroom using snarls, growls, and other animal sounds.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #203 on: October 07, 2015, 08:40:32 pm »
A self-induced case of the hiccups.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #204 on: October 07, 2015, 08:43:31 pm »
Wrap the teachers desk in wrapping paper.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #205 on: July 10, 2016, 10:39:10 am »
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #206 on: July 12, 2016, 06:40:14 pm »
hack into the PA system and start playing "all the single furries" over the loud speaker
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #207 on: July 30, 2016, 06:41:40 am »
hack into the PA system and start playing "all the single furries" over the loud speaker

That would be amazing.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #208 on: July 30, 2016, 06:46:36 am »
Refuse to answer questions or complete assignments, the reason being that it offends your sense of moral justice.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #209 on: August 22, 2016, 07:43:10 pm »
Drawing Sharpie tattoos on classmates for lunch money during school hours.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #210 on: August 22, 2016, 08:11:03 pm »
Walk calmly up to the school with big, fancy armor on, brandishing the largest, sharpest sword you have, along with the best fireball you can conjure, then run into the building shouting "LEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNKINNNSS!!!!!" and start swinging the sword at the lockers, and burning the books.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #211 on: August 24, 2016, 06:49:19 am »
Smoke in the boy's room.  'Nuff said.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #212 on: August 24, 2016, 07:10:22 pm »
Place a de-fanged rattlesnake in the principal's desk.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #213 on: August 25, 2016, 03:32:27 pm »
Real story: co-worker told me that his brother once mixed a bunch of chemicals in chemistry and they were specifically told to not pour some of these things together or down a drain.  Well he did, and there was literally a mini-combustion explosion that popped through all the drains in the room.   What sucked was the principal was in the bathroom next door to the chemistry room and using the facilities when that happened too....so you can imagine what happened there!   :D  I don't remember if he got kicked out or if they ever figured out why that happened.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #214 on: August 25, 2016, 07:41:10 pm »
Real story: co-worker told me that his brother once mixed a bunch of chemicals in chemistry and they were specifically told to not pour some of these things together or down a drain.  Well he did, and there was literally a mini-combustion explosion that popped through all the drains in the room.   What sucked was the principal was in the bathroom next door to the chemistry room and using the facilities when that happened too....so you can imagine what happened there!   :D  I don't remember if he got kicked out or if they ever figured out why that happened.

Something like this happened in the movie October Sky.

Dumping a pallet of fizzies in the school swimming pool.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #215 on: August 26, 2016, 06:54:05 am »
Liberate the dissection frogs.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #216 on: August 27, 2016, 08:16:55 am »
Coat your teacher's chair in Flex Seal liquid.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #217 on: August 28, 2016, 06:51:02 am »
Park your car in the gymnasium
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #218 on: August 28, 2016, 09:14:15 am »
Talk the son of a farmer into plowing the football field.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #219 on: August 28, 2016, 04:37:22 pm »
Place a big sneeze into the teacher's open course guide.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #220 on: August 31, 2016, 06:50:03 am »
Switch the coffee in the teacher's lounge to decaf.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #221 on: September 03, 2016, 09:43:50 am »
Spot-welded the gates shut to the football field.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #222 on: September 04, 2016, 05:34:00 am »
Hide in a locker and shout insults at passersby.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #223 on: September 04, 2016, 06:01:26 pm »
Initiate an impromptu fireworks show during halftime at the homecoming game.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #224 on: September 04, 2016, 10:29:00 pm »
Initiate an impromptu fireworks show during halftime at the homecoming game.
Or inside the gymnasium during school hours...
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