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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #225 on: September 07, 2016, 08:20:17 pm »
Preform a rendition of The Battle of New Orleans by the late Johnny Horton for History class--using a chainsaw instead of a banjo.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #226 on: September 08, 2016, 06:45:34 am »
Proclaim yourself Lord of the Flames and set the cafeteria on fire.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #227 on: September 28, 2016, 07:08:28 pm »
Offer your teacher a beer.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #228 on: September 29, 2016, 06:21:05 am »
Blackmail the staff into giving you desirable grades.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #229 on: October 01, 2016, 04:02:33 am »
Drive a tank into auto shop class.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #230 on: October 01, 2016, 09:41:57 am »
Steal the principle's car and turn it into a Mad Max style abomination
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #231 on: October 06, 2016, 10:50:19 am »
Spot-welded the gates shut to the football field.

not sure, but i think mig or tig wealding would hold better than spot wealding for this particular use.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #232 on: October 06, 2016, 10:01:04 pm »
Confuse "Math Lab" with "Meth Lab!"

(apparently some kids in my year, back when I was in school, were indeed caught taking meth in the middle Math.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #233 on: October 07, 2016, 02:54:07 pm »
Avoid soap and water for a week.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #234 on: October 08, 2016, 06:50:42 am »
Steal the school mascot costume and prance through the halls wearing it.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #235 on: October 12, 2016, 08:28:40 pm »
Provide an impromptu indoor fireworks show at the homecoming dance.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #236 on: October 13, 2016, 03:51:30 am »
Release wild rodents in the halls.  A ferret for your thoughts, anyone?
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #237 on: October 18, 2016, 07:57:19 pm »
Attend class in a spooky clown costume. :o
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #238 on: November 06, 2016, 05:39:18 pm »
Show up in a very realistic quadsuit.

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #239 on: November 13, 2016, 09:23:11 pm »
Perform as a lounge act in the teacher's lounge.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #240 on: November 14, 2016, 04:04:51 pm »
Drive a tank into auto shop class.

I did that in high school, an M4A1 Sherman we rebuild in ROTC...
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #241 on: November 16, 2016, 09:40:24 pm »
Dress livestock in cheerleader uniforms and set them loose during the halftime show at homecoming.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #242 on: December 04, 2016, 03:02:48 pm »
ooh! i got a great one! GRADUATE!
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #243 on: December 12, 2016, 10:27:37 pm »
Rapell from one floor to the next instead of using the stairs.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #244 on: March 08, 2017, 08:01:18 pm »
Give your classroom presentation with a squeaker in your mouth.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #245 on: April 29, 2017, 05:56:53 pm »
Set up an off-track betting parlor in study hall.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #246 on: April 29, 2017, 09:13:54 pm »
Act out the Lord of the rings movies.

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #247 on: May 01, 2017, 09:32:20 pm »
The flea circus you brought gets loose.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)