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Offline HazardJackal

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2013, 09:57:30 pm »
Attempting to take you teacher hostage by pointing a banana at their head and threatening you'll shoot if they don't give you an A on a test you failed.

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2013, 05:40:02 am »
You tell the teacher to stop ranting and start teacing
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2013, 08:37:18 pm »
Bring in a birthday cake to celebrate your pet's birthday.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2013, 09:58:23 am »
Poke the princeible and yell out Inaproprete touch tuesday
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2013, 09:25:11 pm »
Ride a segway scooter in the halls.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2013, 11:04:06 am »
Kill the substitute math teacher by dividing them by zero.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2013, 08:02:09 pm »
Submit a gag anouncement for broadcast on the school PA system.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2013, 08:36:27 pm »
Recite an entire episode of Ren and Stimpy (complete with sound effects) during an acting class
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2013, 05:43:31 pm »
Dare your classmates to take a dose of Syrup of Ipecac after you already did.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2013, 10:17:15 am »
Put the same shrup in the lunches on enchalata day
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2014, 07:37:44 pm »
Sing out What Did The Fox Say during a test.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2014, 03:33:09 pm »
Drop a cherry bomb down the toilet.

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #37 on: January 15, 2014, 03:50:09 pm »
Show up to school wearing a hazmat suit.

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2014, 02:56:38 pm »
Fill the entire cafeteria with packing peanuts.

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2014, 07:58:35 pm »
gettng punched in the face

I got suspended in my senior year of high school for getting punched in the face repeatedly and having my nose broken as a result
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #40 on: January 27, 2014, 10:30:05 pm »
Show up wearing plastic Hulk hands and smash into lockers with them while growling "Hulk Smash!"
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2014, 12:56:11 am »
Stink bombs in the lockers
Recite a star trek/wars ep in gym class  :D
Have a pokemon battle in art class

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2014, 12:57:02 pm »
Show up with plastic The Thing hands, yell "It's Clobberin' Time!" and start fighting with the kid who brought in the Hulk hands.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2014, 05:42:15 pm »
 :D nice one Rocket

Dress up as a Team Rocket member and threaten to take peoples pokemon even if they are just pictures  :D

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2014, 09:01:18 pm »
Bring a Captain America shield and try to break up the fight between the kids with the Hulk and Thing hands.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2014, 03:43:03 pm »
Shootout in the hall with rubber band guns!

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #46 on: February 06, 2014, 08:15:37 pm »
Randomly spray Axe in the hallways.

Actually happened in my school. I walked past him right as he was spraying it.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #47 on: February 06, 2014, 10:31:32 pm »
Dress up in real full plate armor with a nerf sword and start beating the principle, shouting, "BEGONE FOUL MISTRESS OF EVIL!!!", and "HAVE AT THEE, FOUL DEMON!!"

Ride a horse down the hallway that spans the length of the building.

Walk in wearing a full police officer's uniform and announce you're the new SRO.

Wear a ski mask and threaten to have your "Friends", pay a visit with their "Lead Sprayers."

Hack the school projector computer during an assembly so that it shows nothing but someone hitting Hilary Clinton with a baseball bat.

Remember the health diagrams? Photoshop your health teacher on them.

Show the office staff a "Full Moon."

Come to school wearing nothing but a werewolf costume for the rest of the year after Halloween.

Threaten to bring a pineapple to school.(the classic grenade.)

Ask the shop teacher how to make a pipe boom.

Threaten to send a package that would be, "An EOD delight"

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2014, 08:20:56 pm »
Make ammonium tri-iodide in the chemistry lab.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2014, 08:24:28 pm »
Give your friend steel-toed boots, attach rocket motors to one of them, and time the fuse to go off right as he begins to kick you.  Might not kick you all the way out, but you certainly won't be able to come back for awhile, not till you can breath properly again.