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1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« on: December 04, 2013, 07:18:13 pm »
All you have too do is post up a funny way too get kicked out of school...

1: Ride a motorcycle through the halls...
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 07:41:30 pm »
Turn the cafeteria into rave it happened to my friend it was epic
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 07:44:13 pm »
Transmorphafying into a toad in the middle of math class.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 07:51:13 pm »
Run down the cafeteria tables, kicking stuff off.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2013, 01:07:18 am »
mud sliding (one kid got suspended for 3 days just for sliding on wet grass -_-)

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2013, 02:23:55 pm »
6: Stinkbomb in the principal's office

7: Carpet bombing a home football game with water balloons

8: Replace the teacher's ice cream with lard

9: instigate a band Vs. orchestra debate

10: wax the basketball court before a home game
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2013, 09:24:42 pm »
Turn the cafeteria into rave it happened to my friend it was epic

Oh My God that sounds amazing

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2013, 10:42:05 pm »
Standing up for your rights... in unreasonable ways! :D
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2013, 12:07:46 am »
believing that you have human rights.

being german (they thought i was a nazi because i talked about WWII a few time)

believing in a political party the school doesn't like

getting punched in the face with out doing anything

self defense

not talking with a kid who wants to be your friend (yes i got in trouble for that)

getting in trouble because every one else were breaking rules but the school is too lazy to see who did it and just marks every one

trying to take your water bottle from a kid who stole it

fyi im in a public school these are all true stories.

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2013, 12:53:44 am »
That sucks ww2 you have every right to talk about it. ive kicked out for haveing pair of pliers in my backpack for fixing my wallet chain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2013, 06:22:04 pm »
Staff note:  If you guys want to start a discussion about student rights in in schools,  or political socialization and problems relating to those issues,  that's fine.  Please make a thread for it in the debate section.

But it's rather off topic here.  This is just a silly game.   That's a far more serious topic that deserves real discussion in a proper thread if it's going to be done.

Don't turn this into a rant thread.  Thanks.  ;)

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2013, 10:05:38 pm »
Set off the school fire alarm.

Draw stuff during class and pass it around.

Speak in an unknown dialect when called upon to answer a question.

Dress up as Lady Gaga.

Offer your teacher a beer from the 6-pack you brought in.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2013, 11:28:25 pm »
25: I got suspended once for not sitting down on a bench o.o that was weird.

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26: Being on Furtopia during class!
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2013, 12:11:03 am »
one of my friends figured out how to control the school projectors with his phone wirelessly in class. he also brings a full wii and will u set up with him. and has literally 12 smartphones or ipod or the likes. he has about 3 computers. oh and one day he brought a 12 in subwoofer to school for no reason at all. he's gotten in trouble for all of these things.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2013, 06:28:47 am »
Play arrow rollet in archry and play non staked poker during study hall
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2013, 08:14:59 pm »
Show up dressed up as the mascot from the school's crosstown rival.

Where it says Date on the quiz/test form, write Not Yet.

Disguise yourself as a teacher and teach a class.

Speak in malapropisms.

Interrupt a class at random with a singing telegram you made up.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2013, 02:47:51 am »
Play airsoft in the gym
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2013, 07:07:27 pm »
Skateboard down the hall in a tutu.

Set up a gambling operation in the restroom.

Organize a flash mob in the cafeteria.

Declare yourself a sovereign nation.

Bring in your pet snake.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2013, 07:31:07 pm »
yelling: "come at me bro" at a teacher
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2013, 05:01:42 pm »
You Teach the teacher about furry i love correcting teachers
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2013, 05:05:08 pm »
Start a religion based around your self, and end up with more than half the class becoming devote followers. :D

Throwing a protest about not having fun when you are perfectly capable of having fun. (i did this, quite a few people joined in too.  Mob mentality FTW!!)
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2013, 05:38:12 pm »
Spike the water cooler in the teacher's lounge with vodka.

Arrive at school dressed as your favorite superhero.

When called upon by the teacher, huff some helium before responding.

Walk like a Egyptian.

Act out your favorite scene from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2013, 07:37:50 pm »
yelling: "come at me bro" at a teacher
Lol I actually did that once!! :D
But I wasn't actually kicked out though...

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2013, 09:29:30 pm »
Dress as a mime and do "Man In A Box"...during geometry class.

Comment on how smoking hot the lead male or female character was in your oral book report presentation.

Pretend to have a form of Tourette's Syndrome.

Come in dressed as a dog or pony fursuit and act as a friend's service animal.

Play banjo music on your Ipod during the Civil War lesson of your history class as background.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2013, 09:39:52 pm »
You burn your text book cuz it got cold
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