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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2013, 01:34:44 pm »
Well I never! redcoats weren't that bad x_x ........... I've worn a tunic :D

It's not advisable to try to see how much fuel is left in the tank by using a lighter for light.

(This actually happened and the guy blew up his car XD the video was hilarious, he was okay after, it was on a dumb criminals and people show  :D)
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« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2013, 01:40:52 pm »
(Bear, can you find a link to that video?  I'd love to see it!)

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« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2013, 01:43:24 pm »
(It was a fair while back, i'll try ;-))

There ya go It's not that explosive actually, more fire and bad fire extinguisher skills, but there are a few, one was even a petrol tanker :P
« Last Edit: November 26, 2013, 01:47:17 pm by The bear guy »
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« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2013, 01:43:53 pm »
how rude XD

never quote jar jar binks

never watch jar jar binks say how rude for 10 min http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_kFFeJF71k
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« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2013, 01:45:22 pm »
Stare down a barrle of a miss fired muzzle loader (that gentlemen lost his favorite hat)
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« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2013, 01:47:08 pm »
(It was a fair while back, i'll try ;-))

There ya go It's not that explosive actually, more fire and bad fire extinguisher skills, but there are a few, one was even a petrol tanker :P

BWAHAHAHAHAhahahahah.....  That was awesome!
how rude XD

never quote jar jar binks

never watch jar jar binks say how rude for 10 min http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_kFFeJF71k
What did i just do... by clicking on that link!?  I HAD TO KILL IT AFTER A MERE 110 SECONDS!!!

BTW, it's how WOO-D, not HOW RUDE.  So Bear never quoted jar jar of pickles pickles.



Aaaaanyway; YOO SHUD NEVER STEP ON GRUZEZ TOED! (you should never step on Gruz's toad)
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« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2013, 02:23:11 pm »
Never substitute cyanide for sugar.

Never take directions from a deff and blind hobo.

Never lick a car battery.

It's never a good idea to play jump rope with a tigers tail
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« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2013, 08:15:59 pm »
It is never a good idea to fire a live rifle grenade with ball ammunition.
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« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2013, 08:22:59 pm »
It's never a good idea to use a nuclear warhead as a doorstop.

it's never a good idea to stare into the sun
Great men are forged in fire, it is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. (The real 9th doctor)

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« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2013, 08:30:54 pm »
Never pat a large dog with your hand wrapped in bacon.

Never give the gift of Spanx to any woman.

Never shout "Free Chocolate" in Zoomba class.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2013, 12:41:25 am »
try to fly by jumping off a building and flapping your arms

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« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2013, 11:26:16 am »
You should never go to a dinner party with Spoonman.

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« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2013, 08:18:45 pm »
Never spit into the wind.

Never bite off more than you can chew.

Never walk a mile in another man's shoes, especially if they don't fit.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #38 on: November 28, 2013, 06:35:10 pm »
You should never get a bad cold and work black friday

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« Reply #39 on: November 28, 2013, 06:49:20 pm »
you should never try to kill a zombie with a shoe (unless you're KITH, then it is not only acceptable but endorsed.)

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« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2013, 09:20:54 pm »
As my father said. "Never climb in a dirty trunk, if there's crap flying around in there you dan hurt your head. Only ever climb inside a clean trunk for a good ride."
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« Reply #41 on: November 29, 2013, 01:58:33 am »
you should never use HAX! in online games

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« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2013, 04:15:30 pm »
You should never get a bad cold and work black friday
Depends on your moral compass.  I for one, would RATHER work Black Friday with a horribly contagious cold.  Most the people who rage around the stores deserve it anyway!
(And i'm all for doing the bidding of Peryite)

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« Reply #43 on: December 04, 2013, 06:46:25 pm »
Never play a video game while wearing mittens.

Never spray your naughty bits with Febreeze.

Never permit Toonces The Cat to drive your car.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2013, 02:25:39 pm »
I do not advise going though boot camp while wearing high heels...

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« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2013, 04:53:51 pm »
Get into a boxing match with a polar bear
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« Reply #46 on: December 06, 2013, 05:05:02 pm »
Get into a boxing match with a polar bear

I did that once, good thing my fur is black :D

It's not advisable to steal my berries...

The last guy who did that I got my boy Tommy to take care of him. The moral of the story is:

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« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2013, 05:41:14 pm »
Punch a creepy owl
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« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2013, 11:32:20 pm »
You should never burn an ouija board in the Vatican to see what it does .......never do that........under any circumstances........(cough) do it. (Cough)
Great men are forged in fire, it is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. (The real 9th doctor)

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« Reply #49 on: December 07, 2013, 05:47:54 am »
Dont Try to hug a cactus or a land mine
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