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Offline Arachnid

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #300 on: July 01, 2016, 08:45:16 am »
If you are an adventurer, never go outside without the right knee armor. You can take an arrow to the knee. YOU DO NO WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!
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« Reply #301 on: July 01, 2016, 08:23:09 pm »
Never be on the wrong side of an opening airlock on a space craft of any kind.
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #302 on: July 04, 2016, 04:26:54 pm »
...never pat a large dog while wearing a bacon wrist band.
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #303 on: August 20, 2016, 05:17:11 pm »
You should never try to hug a Lucario from the front.  Always hug one from behind.

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« Reply #304 on: August 20, 2016, 08:33:39 pm »
Never dress up in a frog suit to play 'frogger' to cross a highway.  The frog suit is just a bad idea.


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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #305 on: August 21, 2016, 12:55:48 pm »
You should never use a coyote as the lead for a dog sled team as he may lead you beyond the cliff edge.

Unless it's me--then you end up at a hobby shop with model rocket stuff on clearance.
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #306 on: August 21, 2016, 01:11:45 pm »
You should never use a coyote as the lead for a dog sled team as he may lead you beyond the cliff edge.

Unless it's me--then you end up at a hobby shop with model rocket stuff on clearance.

I'd follow you.  :D
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #307 on: August 27, 2016, 08:20:10 am »
...dip any part of your body in Flex Seal liquid unless you truly seek a no-slip grip.
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