Author Topic: Bad Ideas (You should never...)  (Read 8336 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline HazardJackal

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5168
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2013, 06:13:07 pm »
Life tip number 24053: IT'S A TRAP!!

Offline Rocket T. Coyote

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Canis Latrans Rocketus
  • The Furry Model Rocketeer
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 1785
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #51 on: December 07, 2013, 09:56:09 pm »
You should never wear footie pajamas to your arraignment.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)

Offline HazardJackal

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5168
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #52 on: December 09, 2013, 10:46:58 pm »
Do not steal a man's head without consulting him about it first.

Offline GrayWolf448

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Gray Folf
  • Sciex is not a disney wolf
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 2106
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #53 on: December 10, 2013, 01:05:14 am »
place your soldiers in the open in Xcom enemy unknown

Offline GingeGinge

  • Full Member
  • Species: Ginger Tabby
  • Spreading Love & Affection since 2012
  • ***
  • Male
  • Posts: 209
    • I Haz a Youtubez!!
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #54 on: December 11, 2013, 07:32:02 pm »
you should never put you hand in a spinning fan
furry code :
FFDf3arw A- C- D+++ H++ M- P R- T W Z+ Sm++ RLCT* a- cadln+++ d++ e+ f+ h* iw+++ j p- sm+

http://mj.ucw.cz/furry/ to decode for you :)

Offline Eddy

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 771
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #55 on: December 12, 2013, 10:37:13 am »
Never hire an alcoholic clown

Offline GrayWolf448

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Gray Folf
  • Sciex is not a disney wolf
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 2106
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #56 on: December 13, 2013, 01:23:21 am »
spread the 'change youtube comment section back' petition to other youtube users (you will get banned)

Offline Rocket T. Coyote

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Canis Latrans Rocketus
  • The Furry Model Rocketeer
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 1785
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #57 on: December 13, 2013, 05:41:03 pm »
Never peek into a recently opened Minuteman missle silo.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)

Offline Furenzied

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Husky/Border Collie
  • kitty ♥ :3
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 5057
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #58 on: January 10, 2014, 08:08:23 am »
Never use an outlet to hold your forks

To move to China and say how awesome Japan is (Lot's of historical stuff behind that)

Use a rope to pull down a tree (i swear...)

Give a mouse a cookie

Give a moose a muffin

Give a vegitarian a steak
Mate of WereCat

Offline Rocket T. Coyote

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Canis Latrans Rocketus
  • The Furry Model Rocketeer
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 1785
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #59 on: January 10, 2014, 06:40:24 pm »
Never hug a porcupine.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)

Offline HazardJackal

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5168
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #60 on: January 12, 2014, 01:27:06 pm »
Never tell Bark that his THUNDERKNUCKLES are outdated in a world of guns (Spoiler: they ain't)

Never ask Marcus for a refund.

Offline Furenzied

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Husky/Border Collie
  • kitty ♥ :3
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 5057
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #61 on: January 12, 2014, 02:43:55 pm »
Never hug a baby necromorph... x_x just don't...

Never tease someone with a bacon strip.
Mate of WereCat

Offline SkyFire

  • Hero Member
  • Species: PHEONUS ULTIMUS
  • PHEONUS IMPERIOUS ULTIMUS
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 10485
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #62 on: January 12, 2014, 04:13:09 pm »
Argue with the staff.

Or debate, the difference is very subtle.
Every great hero has walked the fine line between darkness and the light. Every legendary hero has set foot in both.
10K post club.

Offline Furenzied

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Husky/Border Collie
  • kitty ♥ :3
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 5057
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #63 on: January 12, 2014, 06:13:03 pm »
Aim a rocket launcher at the ground and expect it to work...
Mate of WereCat

Offline HazardJackal

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5168
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #64 on: January 12, 2014, 08:55:33 pm »
Don't assume that the Cabbage family's potatoes (the forth best in all The Rine) are only mediocre.  You'll miss out on some seriously tasty potatoes.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2014, 03:47:55 pm by Trenyth »

Offline Ezrah

  • Full Member
  • Species: Siberian Husky/German Shepherd mix
  • (AKA Geiger)
  • ***
  • Male
  • Posts: 181
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #65 on: January 13, 2014, 11:56:22 am »
Never use gasoline to put out a fire.
Come and join the party dressed to kill.

Avatar done by Star-gazer on FurAffinity.

Offline Furenzied

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Husky/Border Collie
  • kitty ♥ :3
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 5057
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #66 on: January 13, 2014, 12:04:14 pm »
Never use a lazer pointer to give someone free lazer eye surgery.
Mate of WereCat

Offline Mu Rho Ni

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 603
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #67 on: January 13, 2014, 12:08:39 pm »
Never drink gasoline.....it doesn't help you go faster.
Great men are forged in fire, it is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. (The real 9th doctor)

Though the morrow is barren of promise ,nothing shall forestall my return. (Genesis FFVII crisis core)

Sir Macaroni. Master of the universe by day. Door to door macaroni salesman by night.

Offline Furenzied

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Husky/Border Collie
  • kitty ♥ :3
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 5057
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #68 on: January 13, 2014, 12:09:30 pm »
Rubbing your skin in cheetah blood won't make you any faster or smarter
Mate of WereCat

Offline HazardJackal

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5168
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #69 on: January 13, 2014, 04:21:10 pm »
(in a sing-song voice) Don't wiz on the electric fence! (Know the quote?  Anyone?)

Offline Furenzied

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Husky/Border Collie
  • kitty ♥ :3
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 5057
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #70 on: January 13, 2014, 04:25:58 pm »
(Harris and Me?...)

Never punch a pony
Mate of WereCat

Offline HazardJackal

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5168
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #71 on: January 13, 2014, 05:02:18 pm »
(Ren and Stimpy)

Don't challenge the queen of Keland (unless you don't mind being skewered to a flagpole and beaten to death with a coat rack)

Offline Furenzied

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Husky/Border Collie
  • kitty ♥ :3
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 5057
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #72 on: January 13, 2014, 05:21:17 pm »
Don't believe their lies

Mate of WereCat

Offline HazardJackal

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5168
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #73 on: January 13, 2014, 08:22:58 pm »
The Black Mountains are not an ideal place to spend your honeymoon.

Offline Rocket T. Coyote

  • Hero Member
  • Species: Canis Latrans Rocketus
  • The Furry Model Rocketeer
  • *****
  • Male
  • Posts: 1785
Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #74 on: January 13, 2014, 09:53:25 pm »
Never engage in loud texting in a movie theater in front of a retired cop.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)