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Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« on: November 25, 2013, 10:47:38 pm »
The idea here is to simply post a bad idea; as in, something really stupid or foolish that should not be attempted.  I'll start (obviously)

It's a bad idea to drive a forklift in the fast lane.

It's also not a good idea to play ping-pong in a china shop.
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2013, 10:53:25 pm »
get in a land war with china

go agenst a sicilian when death is on the line.

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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2013, 11:04:42 pm »
It's never a good idea to make out with a toaster especially if it's plugged in.

It's also never a good idea to use water as a substitute for air.
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2013, 11:08:38 pm »
Never sell a wizard an expired fishing license. (Credit to my friend on that one)

It's never a good idea to go on a date with Spoonman...

Don't try to negotiate when you have no arms and half a face.
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2013, 11:50:19 pm »
dont try to convince a black knight he is fatally wounded

never bring a gun to a knife fight.
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2013, 12:40:32 am »
you should never try to jump from a plane using a plastic bag to slow you down

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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2013, 09:37:40 am »
Never juggle knives with your mouth .

it's never a good idea to clean out your sinuses with a carrot peeler.

it's really not wise to have someone tickle your liver.

it's never a good idea to use a pile of rusty knives to break your fall.
Great men are forged in fire, it is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. (The real 9th doctor)

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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2013, 09:55:03 am »
dont anger a klingon

dont say pluto isnt a planet to those people who say it still is.

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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2013, 10:02:30 am »
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2013, 11:57:27 am »
Never say the word "destiny" around Punjar.

Do not attempt to consume spoons, forks, or any other eating implements.

Never get into a personal interview with BLOODEYE
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2013, 12:28:50 pm »
Never enter an RP with Koogi

Never tell the tourettes guy you don't like total, ever.

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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2013, 12:34:00 pm »
It's never a good idea to eat a pellet of uranium.

it's definitely not a good idea to paint your room with radium paint.

it's not advisable to give a bear a high five to the face.

under no circumstances should you sprinkle radium salts on your food.
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2013, 12:46:02 pm »
it's not advisable to give a bear a high five to the face.

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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2013, 12:51:30 pm »
it is a bad idea to make hydrochloric acid smoothies.
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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2013, 12:54:12 pm »
on that note, you should never take the top off of a blender while it's still blending.

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« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2013, 01:03:45 pm »
It is not a good idea to run around in the wilds while wearing meat flavored pants.  In fact, it's just a bad idea to wear meat flavored pants
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« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2013, 01:08:15 pm »
It is not a good idea to run around in the wilds while wearing meat flavored pants.  In fact, it's just a bad idea to wear meat flavored pants

I'm sure the meat would get eaten and you left alone XD or just not eaten, you scary thing  :D

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« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2013, 01:10:54 pm »
dont eat the fruit cake, never eat the fruit cake.
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« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2013, 01:12:55 pm »
It is not a good idea to run around in the wilds while wearing meat flavored pants.  In fact, it's just a bad idea to wear meat flavored pants

I'm sure the meat would get eaten and you left alone XD or just not eaten, you scary thing  :D

It's not advisable to look at someone in the eye...................In prison  x_x


It's never a good idea to take a bear's word for it if it involves your safety while possessing meat
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« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2013, 01:15:38 pm »
dont trust anything that the mole people say.
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« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2013, 01:16:50 pm »
Never set up a diving board over quicksand.  It's just not a good idea...
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« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2013, 01:20:28 pm »
It's never a good idea to take a bear's word for it if it involves your safety while possessing meat

It's not advisable to spread misconceptions about bears in the presence of a future bear researcher -_-

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It's not advisable to ask me if we really steal honey, tut tut, how rude XD
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« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2013, 01:24:08 pm »
It's never a good idea to take a bear's word for it if it involves your safety while possessing meat

It's not advisable to spread misconceptions about bears in the presence of a future bear researcher -_-

.................. :D I love y'all really ^^

It's not advisable to ask me if we really steal honey, tut tut, how rude XD


It's also not advisable to point to the bear in question's personal quote, which gives us reason to believe you are indeed a thief! :D
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« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2013, 01:29:30 pm »
Trusting a guy in a tunic
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« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2013, 01:34:17 pm »
Never mention 'The Foongee' around skeb.

Never trust a bunny. (NEVER TRUST A BUNNY BAWSS!!)
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