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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2011, 07:42:51 am »
If Chuck Norris is Jesus, then what does that make Bruce Lee?

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« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2011, 11:44:02 am »
When we were looking for weapons of mass destruction in the Middle East, we found out that Chuck Norris was just vacationing there.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2011, 07:22:23 pm »
Chuck Norris has won The Game... twice.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2011, 07:21:58 pm »
Chuck Norris went to Jared!

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2011, 07:48:27 pm »
Chuck Norris doesn't buy airplane tickets.  He jumps, roundhouse kicks the earth, and lands. 
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #30 on: August 30, 2011, 09:08:56 pm »
Chuck Norris has better taste than the most interesting man in the world. He drinks Sierra Nevada. 8)
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2011, 11:01:37 pm »
Chuck Norris once tried shadow kick-boxing. Six weeks later, his shadow was released from the hospital and still walks with a limp to this day.

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« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2011, 07:59:38 pm »
We only see one side of the moon because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the other side. 

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2011, 07:49:05 am »
Chuck Norris can touch 'dis!!

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2011, 06:26:15 pm »
My lord... I have three posters of this sort of thing.

-Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are known today as Giraffes.
-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2011, 07:23:57 pm »
Most kids wear Superman pajamas.  Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2011, 04:31:15 pm »
Chuck Norris is so fast he is able too run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head...
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2011, 08:05:26 am »
Chuck Noris' helicopter doesn't hover. It beats the air into submission.
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« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2011, 05:20:07 pm »
Most earthquakes are actually caused by Chuck Norris doing pushups.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2011, 11:18:22 pm »
Chuch norris can beast a statue in a staring contest
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #40 on: November 16, 2011, 11:36:57 pm »
Chuck Norris will argue with a fense post, and win.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #41 on: November 17, 2011, 10:01:07 am »
does not fly to a distant city. He sits in the airplane and the distant city flies to him.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #42 on: November 17, 2011, 04:28:55 pm »
Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's Potato Chip.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #43 on: November 20, 2011, 08:04:06 pm »
Chuck Norris just puckers his lips, and the candles on his birthday cake blow themselves out.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #44 on: December 15, 2011, 05:24:54 pm »
Chuck Norris threw a grenade, it killed fifty people, then the grenade blew up.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #45 on: December 28, 2011, 08:53:00 pm »
Chuck Norris upset the Periodic Table. He only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #46 on: December 28, 2011, 10:30:14 pm »
Some people can bend a spoon with only their mind. Chuck Norris can bend a spoon without even using his mind.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #47 on: December 28, 2011, 10:32:48 pm »
Chuck Norris' consciousness doesn't move forward through time, time moves backward through Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #48 on: December 29, 2011, 02:16:23 am »
Chuck Norris can simply walk into mordor
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #49 on: December 29, 2011, 07:31:52 pm »
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick satellites into orbit.
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