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Chuck Norris Facts
« on: August 24, 2011, 10:03:30 pm »
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Post a Chuck Norris Fact. It can be tottaly original or a good one you seen somewhere, you'd like to share.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2011, 10:06:29 pm »
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2011, 10:08:54 pm »
Chuck Norris can shoot bullets without a gun.

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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2011, 10:14:46 pm »
Chuck Norris can stare at the sun.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2011, 10:17:03 pm »
Chuck Norris doesn't have to go to Burger King or Subway to have it his way.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2011, 12:12:18 am »
Chuck Norris doesn't pay attention - Attention pays him.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2011, 06:35:15 am »
Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were just called the Islands.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2011, 10:43:41 am »
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2011, 10:48:30 am »
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2011, 03:01:51 pm »
cuuck norris uses a razorwire back scratcher (replaced after every use)
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2011, 05:58:56 pm »
Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.  (:

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2011, 09:13:13 pm »
Chuck Norris doesn't need a Lytro camera...he's always in focus.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2011, 09:20:03 pm »
Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with Medusa. You can probably guess who won.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2011, 09:48:49 pm »
Hydrogen forms helium when Chuck Norris punches the air.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2011, 10:10:22 pm »
Chuck Norris once lost a fight, only to understand the feeling.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2011, 12:36:18 am »
That Earthquake in Virginia was just Chuck Norris doing jumping jacks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2011, 03:25:57 am »
Chuck Norris can "Do the Dew". ;)
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2011, 07:30:52 am »
Chuck Norris is an Ungulate!

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2011, 08:25:27 am »
Chuck Norris has an extra fist underneath his beard.

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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2011, 01:34:21 pm »
Chuck Norris is actually a carnivore furry wearing a human disguise. ;)
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2011, 01:36:52 pm »
When Chuck Norris reads a Chuck Norris Fact, he doesn't laugh. he simply nods.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2011, 07:23:03 pm »
Chuck Norris can out dance Mr.Six

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2011, 07:50:55 pm »
Yes, Chuck Norris can in fact "Kill you with kindness"!

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2011, 08:56:51 pm »
Neil Armstrong is not the first man on the moon. Chuck Norris round house kicked a man onto the moon three weeks before the Apollo mission was even imagined.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2011, 01:16:51 am »
Chuck Norris got his but kicked by BRice Lee.