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Create a tabloid for the user above you.
« on: September 12, 2016, 11:41:22 am »
Pretty simple word game really. You know those tabloid magazines in the supermarket aisles? Particuarly near the checkout lanes? Stories like:
"Michael Jackson's ghost haunts Neverland"
"Bin Laden found alive and well living in Las Vegas"
"Trump buys property that White House sits on. Charges rent on Obama."
..........etc., etc., etc.  :P

Majority of the stories aren't real. They're just "sensationalist attention getters".  :P  Anyway, the next person posts a tabloid news story about me, then the next person posts a tabloid news story about the person above that person, and so on.
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Re: Create a tabloid for the user above you.
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2016, 03:50:07 pm »
"Kobuk found drinking Pepsi?!"
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Re: Create a tabloid for the user above you.
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2016, 06:55:26 am »
Doc forced to eat pancakes as part if government conspiracy!
Is it considered torture?
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Re: Create a tabloid for the user above you.
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2016, 08:22:27 pm »
Kayle Patronizes Salad Bar At Big Boy
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2016, 08:33:07 pm »
"Rocket T. Coyote: The REAL CEO of SpaceX?"
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2016, 09:49:32 pm »
Doc Discovers Ancient Treasure In Backyard Sandbox
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Create a tabloid for the user above you.
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2016, 07:43:50 am »
Rocket T. Coyote launches new rainbow missile!
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Re: Create a tabloid for the user above you.
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2016, 08:17:43 pm »
Grim Reaper Cuts Government Cheese Program
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2016, 08:43:38 pm »
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2016, 08:49:17 pm »
Extinct Bird Creature Orders Subway Sandwich
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Create a tabloid for the user above you.
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2016, 01:39:49 pm »
Coyote Defeats Evil Space Bugs!
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2016, 03:53:53 pm »
Kayle heals hurt puppies by looking at them??
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2016, 04:36:00 pm »
Kayle heals hurt puppies by looking at them??

Indeed I do.

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Who needs a real medical license, anyway?
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Re: Create a tabloid for the user above you.
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2016, 05:40:22 pm »
Kayle: Is it said Kale or Kaylee?  EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE HOLDER OF THIS THIS ENIGMATIC NAME

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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2016, 06:38:54 am »
Kayle: Is it said Kale or Kaylee?  EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE HOLDER OF THIS THIS ENIGMATIC NAME
Pronounced Kale.  The "y" is fir flavor.

HazardJackal: Is he the True Dragonmaster?
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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2016, 06:59:11 pm »
Kayle Saves Town From M & Ms Tidal Wave
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2016, 06:22:49 am »
Rocket blasts Snickers bars into outer space!
Why?  To feed starving aliens!
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« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2016, 07:00:25 pm »
Fox Helps Chicken Cross Road--Then Eats It
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2016, 06:51:38 am »
Coyote Becomes Sheep Farmer!
"All the Mutton I Could Ask For!"
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« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2016, 04:20:29 pm »
Kayle fox caught abducting neighbor's chicken; claims he was throwing a tea party
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« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2016, 06:57:05 am »
How many otters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2016, 07:44:33 pm »
Fox To Challenge World Record--
To Stare Non-Stop Without Blinking
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« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2016, 09:49:12 pm »
COYOTE INC. about to launch the first manned mission to Mars.
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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2016, 09:06:19 pm »
Punk furry attends summer concert--you OTTER attend!
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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2016, 09:27:53 pm »
2,000 individuals mortally wounded after intentional release of Furry Puns at a summer concert.
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