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Offline Arachnid

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Re: In Soviet Russia, "___" jokes
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2015, 04:41:28 pm »
I got five. In soviet Russia chicken cooks you. In soviet Russia you no look at butt BUTT LOOKS AT YOU. In soviet Russia Pikachu catches you. In soviet Russia soccer is actually entertaining. In soviet Russia YOU get car where it needs to be.
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Re: In Soviet Russia, "___" jokes
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2016, 07:03:59 pm »
In Soviet Russia, they minecraft you.
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Re: In Soviet Russia, "___" jokes
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2016, 06:51:54 pm »
In Soviet Russia, Dew drinks you.
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Re: In Soviet Russia, "___" jokes
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2017, 06:26:31 am »
In Soviet Russia, President assassinates you.
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Re: In Soviet Russia, "___" jokes
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2017, 01:37:29 pm »
Human tricks Coyote  :D