I ate Lead. Because that's what happens when venison is improperly prepared.
Now that I think of it, explains a LOT O.o
Oh man... as in, a bullet?? XD Nutritious!
I think the craziest thing I've ever eaten was buffet sushi. Yeah, I'm not very adventurous, and it was not very good |D
As for ACCIDENTALLY ingested things... A bobby pin and a smashed fly that I'd thought was a loose drop of chocolate frosting.