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« on: September 29, 2007, 02:26:33 pm »
What is the most evil-tasting, spectacularly unhealthy, unnatural (i.e. ketchup on cereal or something), or otherwise terrible food that you have ever loved?

I have one such guilty pleasure, and it falls under "unhealthy" (and arguably "unnatural" as well). One of the classic street food items in the Czech Republic is something called smazeny syr, which is... okay, so you take a big ol' hamburger-sized slab of cheese. And then you fry the cheese (in the unhealthiest oil you can find, of course). And then you slather mayonnaise on top of the cheese, put it all on a hamburger bun, and revel in the artery blockage.

SO GOOD! I felt like I was increasing my risk of a heart attack sevenfold every time I ate one, but it was worth it! =:9

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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2007, 03:51:52 pm »
I'm sure there are worse things for you, but sliced hot dogs on a bagel with loads of cream cheese has got to be one of my favorite unhealthy things on earth. It's a bit unnatural too, at least I've never heard of it being done before.

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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2007, 08:51:58 pm »
While not Unhealthy I love Kimchee. The problem is the smell of it.

Think Kimchee as very spicy fermented cabbage.

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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2007, 10:07:25 pm »
I love Russian cured fats. They are nearly impossible to find outside of New York, and my searching for them in other ethnic markets has been largely in vain. Essentially, picture a giant slab of fat flavored with some sort of spice or garlic that is cut and shaved exactly as a delicatessen would cut meat. Quite good on crackers with mustard, I say.

And though this isn't quite in the vein of the question, who in the WORLD thought that durian would be a good food to eat? "Oh, look, we have this fruit that smells exactly the same as that three-day old rotting carcass over there. Let's try it!"
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2007, 02:08:58 am »
Quote (Edward Vulpes @ Sep. 29 2007, 10:07 pm)
I love Russian cured fats. They are nearly impossible to find outside of New York, and my searching for them in other ethnic markets has been largely in vain. Essentially, picture a giant slab of fat flavored with some sort of spice or garlic that is cut and shaved exactly as a delicatessen would cut meat. Quite good on crackers with mustard, I say.

*squick* Those things freak me out! I don't like fat on my meat, much less huge slabs of fat with no meat at all.

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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2007, 07:09:00 pm »
I'm appalled that no one has mentioned yet the deep-fried twinkies.
I mean, come on!
Evil tastes good.




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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2007, 03:11:16 am »
hey...I was just thinkin' 'bout them twinkies... also about them donut-burgers, but I've never had one.

I eat McDonald's... enough said!

But seriously, I used to eat mustard on apples. I snack on whole habaneros from my plant. I watched a dude all but drop dead after stuffing one in his mouth. I also put about half-stick of butter in everything I eat, and salt everything... A LOT.

...everybody has all these exotic choices... I eat mostly cereals and bread because I'm like not fun at all. ':p'
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2007, 02:13:32 pm »
Spam i love the stuff.

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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2007, 10:46:35 am »
Cinamon Doughnuts... *drools* I went camping, and each night had cinamon doughnuts! and CCs that nobody would eat...




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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2007, 11:11:37 am »
This thread is making me ill! The worst thing I eat is cheeseburgers.
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2007, 02:46:01 pm »
Peanut Butter Pickle Sandwiches FTW! ^_^
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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2007, 08:12:11 am »
Okay, I've not actually eaten this, but I saw in the newspaper a photo of a particular booth in the Indiana state fair that offers up deep-fried Oreos, Swiss cake rolls, Reese's cups, and Pepsi dumplings.

*shudder*
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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2007, 10:10:59 am »
Oh yeah, deep-fried Oreos are a mainstay of festivals on this side of the Atlantic-- I've never had one, but they sound good. Don't know about the rest of that stuff, though. I can't even picture what a Pepsi dumpling might be!

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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2007, 02:18:37 am »
Me + Parties + Food = What was I thinking?

Whenever I'm at a party I usualy get a drink, and whatever other food is avaliable and combine the two. Sometimes it's nice, or I'm not thinking enough to acctually taste it. some examples are: Chicken twisties and coke or a pile of lollies (candy/sweets), Lemonade and sauce.

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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2007, 04:07:59 pm »
Quote (Serra Belvoule @ Oct. 01 2007, 2:09 pm)
I'm appalled that no one has mentioned yet the deep-fried twinkies.
I mean, come on!
Evil tastes good.

HAHAHA have you actually done this?

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« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2007, 06:11:52 pm »
Take an average extra-cheese pizza.

Add on refried bean.

Add as many unhealthy meats as you can.

Add nacho cheese.

Add jalepenos.

Roll the pizza covered in filth into a makeshift burrito and consume.

It's the pizza burrito, and it was invented by me and some friends when we were all 14ish years old with nothing better to do. It was actually the best, most greasy thing I've ever eaten, and probably lowered my lifespan by 10 years.
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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2007, 11:51:29 am »
one day i walk into the messroom and I ask for my monday morning 'ammie, eggie, cheese 'n beanie' and I was denied but however, the cook said, there was a variety of corn flakes and muesili down the hall, so i stuck with the cereals (for now)

though 'ammie, eggie, cheese 'n beanie' is exactely what you need on a monday morning: you take a slice of fried bread, you put a fried egg on that, then you coat it in grilled cheese, then goes on a slice of ham and another slice of fried bread, then to finish it you smother the meal in baked beans.
its a traditional Military meal BUT as always you feel your heart stopping as you take each bite but, oh on a Monday you need it just to keep you going through the day.


oh  and Spanish Tripe is soo goood and extremely bad
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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2007, 07:23:31 pm »
Most anything on the Outback Steakhouse menu, especially cheese fries (French fries with several cheeses on top and bacon bits with a spicy ranch dressing)
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« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2007, 12:16:49 am »
Thier was this one place here in rome where i could get a pig ear sandwich. Basicly a boiled pig ear, on bread with hot sauce and mayo.  *drools*
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« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2007, 06:41:13 am »
A pig's ear sandwich? Hrm... I didn't think those were actually eaten. Pigs' ears, that is- I have only ever seen them offered as pet food.

Although, that never stopped my father from trying one as a bet one Christmas...




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« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2007, 07:15:24 pm »
Double-Double and fries animal style from In-N-Out.  I normally avoid fast food, but In-N-Out sets themselves apart in cleanliness, quality, and how they treat their employees that I can eat there guilt free.  Except that it's still a calorie-laden greaseball of deliciousness.

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« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2007, 07:35:04 pm »
Fur people, You are about to make me drool!  '<img'> The peanut butter and pickle sandwich doesn't sound too bad! Are soft drinks considered food? Cause, I am guilty of drinking Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper often. I drink Vault every now and then, I guess. As for REAL food, It has to be the Southern chicken biscuit, and the cinomon biscuit at Bojangle's almost every weekday morning. I drink more Dr. P,than Mountain Dew.




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« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2007, 08:13:25 pm »
Quote (Evergreencat @ Dec. 07 2007, 7:35 pm)
Fur people, You are about to make me drool!  '<img'> The peanut butter and pickle sandwich doesn't sound too bad! Are soft drinks considered food? Cause, I am guilty of drinking Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper often. I drink Vault every now and then, I guess. As for REAL food, It has to be the Southern chicken biscuit, and the cinomon biscuit at Bojangle's almost every weekday morning. I drink more Dr. P,than Mountain Dew.

Geez, yeah. Good ol' southern cooking. I think I put on 10 pounsd with that stuff after I moved from Detroit to Atlanta.

For killer drinks, you couldn't beat that meolted coco-butter drink Starbucks had for a while. It was called the Chantini or somethig of the sorts. It was bascily *pure* cream, and coco butter. The entire bevrage was about the size of a shotglass, and had your entire calorie, cholesterol and fat content for a week in it. You'd drink it and sit around with it like a cannonball in your stomach, listening to your arteries harden.

I had one once, and I think my life expectancy shot down to around my mid 30's. It wes worth it though.
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« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2007, 12:48:57 am »
nice topic, though i'm officaly sick to my stomach and hungry at the same time. Black bacnstrips 'ammie, eggie, cheese 'n beanie'  sounds delicious minus the beans. As far as unhealthy goes, well some things that i have made my self at work are pretty bad . Fry some bread in butter melt cheddar cheese over bacon and roast beef... listen to your heart scream for mercy. Weird,  Raw squid is probly the strangest thing ive ever had.
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« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2007, 06:46:45 am »
Last job I took down south my friends were like you GOT to try boilled peanuts!  They are SOOOO good!  

Well we went to this roadside stop where they had a big open pot boiling peanuts in pig fat (YES pig fat! ) for some time.

I got a few of the slimy squishy little buggers down and aboult hurled.  I tried to sneak and feed them to my friends dog who would eat anything (including coffee grounds) and it wouldn't touch em!

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