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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2016, 05:40:14 pm »
The next book I will write is fictional  novel about allied spies behind enemy lines during WWII: There  moles.

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« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2017, 05:47:37 pm »
One wonders as to whether bronies have stable relationships.
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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2017, 05:30:52 am »
My curiosity killed me. Good thing I have 8 lives left.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2017, 12:17:59 pm »
One wonders as to whether bronies have stable relationships.

I do not know but bronies do buck the trend.

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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2017, 12:20:25 pm »
these puns are unbearable

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« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2017, 02:55:07 pm »
I don't want to be racist, but I got bad luck from a black cat.
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« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2017, 09:42:30 pm »
Howl I pay for for my rocket supplies? Cache of course!
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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2017, 12:46:49 am »
A pun thread? You gotta be kitten me!

... I'll see myself me-out.
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« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2017, 08:40:11 pm »
Saw a coyote laying beside the road this morning. He was dead tired.
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« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2017, 07:59:52 am »
I've got a fuzzy feeling there's something scalie about this site.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2017, 08:44:12 pm »
My backyard bunnies are always hoppy to see me.
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« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2017, 06:23:05 pm »
My backyard bunnies are always hoppy to see me.

Backyard bunnies happy to see a house coyote? Birdphemy! Also that pun was a bit on the snout.
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« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2017, 05:43:30 am »
Why aren't wolves allowed to see aquariums at zoos?

They always howl at the full moonfish.
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« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2017, 08:42:44 pm »
The only tombstone I bark at is pizza!
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« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2017, 05:02:48 pm »
Blotto was the tipsy cousin of Balto.
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« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2018, 07:54:01 pm »
So many are talking about the flu--it's gone viral.
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« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2018, 07:56:07 am »
As kits, we would stay up late on Christmas Eve waiting for Sandy Claws.
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« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2018, 09:46:37 am »
I wanted to make a feathersona, but then I'd just be winging it.
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« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2018, 07:16:32 am »
I had to leave the convention. Things became way too hairy for me.
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« Reply #44 on: May 30, 2018, 11:45:47 am »
Squirrel attempts to rob bank, high-tailed out at last second
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« Reply #45 on: June 23, 2018, 06:19:17 pm »
This time of year, GSDs are often called German Shedders.
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