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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #50 on: January 19, 2019, 01:13:39 am »
Retired Air Force pilot Bill Crump, when stationed in England during WW2, was quartered in a stone cottage. It would get quite cold in his room but his coyote squadron mascot kept him warm. Sometimes, it was a two-coyote night, he said.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #51 on: May 30, 2019, 11:37:04 pm »
Some days you wag the tail, but some days the tail wags you.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)