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Offline Rocket T. Coyote

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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #50 on: January 19, 2019, 01:13:39 am »
Retired Air Force pilot Bill Crump, when stationed in England during WW2, was quartered in a stone cottage. It would get quite cold in his room but his coyote squadron mascot kept him warm. Sometimes, it was a two-coyote night, he said.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #51 on: May 30, 2019, 11:37:04 pm »
Some days you wag the tail, but some days the tail wags you.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #52 on: November 13, 2019, 10:35:23 pm »
Yesterday the driving conditions made it imPAWsible to get to work on time.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #53 on: November 24, 2019, 11:31:50 am »
There's now a worldwide shortage of horseradish. What will horses put on their salads now?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #54 on: November 29, 2019, 08:12:26 am »
I think that it is CATastrophic that I may run out of coffee this morning!!  :D
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #55 on: November 29, 2019, 08:53:21 pm »
There is absolutely no pussibility of topping the pun made by FarFar
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #56 on: December 29, 2019, 05:42:52 pm »
I'm FURRYOUS that this thread hasn't updated in almost a month!
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #57 on: December 29, 2019, 10:22:03 pm »
 Here i go..Not sure how pun-y this is...

In the battle of Caterwalis in 366 the Moggies used a Catapult to send kitty soft paws over the battlements so she could unlock the gate to let in the rest of the seige troops. The dogs of war fought tooth and claw, but were defeated and were sent howling with their tails between their legs.  Some were carried out on litters.   Others would never recover from cat scratch fever. It was a purrfect defeat. A tail for the ages.
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Invite them in and make them beg for more

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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2020, 09:57:29 pm »
A buddy once dated a collie girl but he didn't find her all too fetching.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #59 on: March 16, 2020, 10:43:58 pm »
Mention a certain hunter to a long-eared rascal, and he may become hopping mad.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)