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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #100 on: January 05, 2019, 07:32:28 pm »
Maybe you and I can later make your spring loaded floppy ears wiggle and jiggle...
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #101 on: January 19, 2019, 01:06:55 am »
So...are you any good with Duct Tape Dummies?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #102 on: January 19, 2019, 09:37:37 am »
Can I watch you sweep the floor with your tail?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #103 on: January 27, 2019, 01:26:33 am »
You wanna go off leash sometime? ;3
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #104 on: February 02, 2019, 08:23:15 pm »
I really need brushing and there are places I just cant reach well.  Can you help me later tonight?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #105 on: February 03, 2019, 09:19:58 am »
*noticing harness...*
"You must be a working dog; wanna work out together"? ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #106 on: February 15, 2019, 07:44:43 pm »
"What brand of dryer sheet do you put in your fursuit box?"
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #107 on: May 05, 2019, 01:15:48 am »
Say--Is that an original commission?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #108 on: May 05, 2019, 09:20:54 pm »
Does your suit have a hidden pocket in the tail? Can i check?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #109 on: May 08, 2019, 08:34:16 am »
Does your suit have a hidden pocket in the tail? Can i check?

 :D
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #110 on: May 08, 2019, 08:35:46 am »
Let me see if I can make your tail light up.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #111 on: May 18, 2019, 01:04:50 am »
I hear that there's a party mix up in 366 where there's no minors allowed.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #112 on: May 20, 2019, 05:47:07 pm »
I hear that there's a party mix up in 366 where there's no minors allowed.
"Oh!"  ;) :D

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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #113 on: May 22, 2019, 08:33:56 am »
Let me see how your tongue is attached.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #114 on: June 02, 2019, 06:49:38 pm »
Ever shove a bottled water into your muzzle?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #115 on: June 02, 2019, 06:53:32 pm »
 Your suit looks roomy... maybe enough for two.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #116 on: June 04, 2019, 10:56:59 pm »
The sight of you makes my eyes light up.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #117 on: June 05, 2019, 01:27:42 am »
 You look like a fur who knows how to have a tail raising good time!
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #118 on: June 06, 2019, 09:58:18 am »
How good are your paws?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #119 on: June 22, 2019, 08:17:19 am »
Do you get your handler to clear some space around ya?

So no one loses an eye.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #120 on: June 25, 2019, 11:39:48 am »
Do you want to practice being a quick-change-artist?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #121 on: June 29, 2019, 11:59:26 am »
You have the most amazing jaw set.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #122 on: June 29, 2019, 11:10:14 pm »
I think your suit needs adjusting.   There is a strange bulge.  Can I adjust it for you?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #123 on: June 30, 2019, 06:26:28 am »
How is your tail attached? Let me see....
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #124 on: July 14, 2019, 09:46:32 pm »
Wanna come with me to the headless lounge? It's gotten pretty hot all of a sudden!  ;)
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