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Offline FarFar

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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #125 on: July 15, 2019, 08:36:54 am »
Wanna swap heads? ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #126 on: July 15, 2019, 09:19:05 am »
You like foot paw massages?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #127 on: July 17, 2019, 10:39:15 pm »
Do you do your own claws or do you send them out?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #128 on: July 18, 2019, 09:15:55 pm »
Can I feel the fur on your tail? ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #129 on: July 30, 2019, 08:51:49 pm »
So...Ever been glomped?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #130 on: July 30, 2019, 11:57:35 pm »
You look so hot I am amazed your glue isn't melting!
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #131 on: August 05, 2019, 09:46:31 pm »
Can I hold your tail so it doesn't get dirty dragging on the convention center floor?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #132 on: August 13, 2019, 09:01:55 pm »
Will you be my therapy creature?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #133 on: September 30, 2019, 09:50:56 pm »
Toony eyes are the best...they make me happy. ( basic but I bet it works...)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #134 on: October 09, 2019, 10:02:18 pm »
Do you make your own bandana or buy "off the rack"?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #135 on: October 30, 2019, 08:18:52 am »
Let me see if I can make your ears twitch!
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #136 on: November 11, 2019, 11:31:04 pm »
Have you read the latest Fox Dad?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #137 on: November 29, 2019, 08:34:08 am »
Can I squeak your tail?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #138 on: November 29, 2019, 08:48:17 pm »
How many zippers do you have? :-[
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #139 on: December 24, 2019, 09:37:02 am »
How many zippers do you have? :-[

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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #140 on: December 24, 2019, 06:10:25 pm »
I just love your fursuit stench
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #141 on: December 27, 2019, 07:09:53 pm »
Bet my jingle bells are louder than yours.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #142 on: December 28, 2019, 12:18:06 am »
 There's a spot on your fur, may I clean it for you with my tongue?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #143 on: January 11, 2020, 09:51:44 pm »
Is your nose button also a reset button? "BOOP!"
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #144 on: January 16, 2020, 02:03:22 am »
How do you keep your fur so well groomed...spot cleaning or thorough brushing? ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #145 on: January 21, 2020, 10:53:07 pm »
So--What's the best way to initiate a furpile?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #146 on: March 31, 2020, 09:44:24 pm »
 Want to see my animatronic tail wag?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #147 on: April 24, 2020, 10:46:22 pm »
Would you like to count my beans?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #148 on: May 08, 2020, 02:11:52 am »
I've got this brand new harness but I'm in need of a handler...you think you're up for the task?  ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #149 on: June 22, 2020, 11:03:56 pm »
Do you scritch on the first date?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)