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Online Jade Sinapu

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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #100 on: January 05, 2019, 07:32:28 pm »
Maybe you and I can later make your spring loaded floppy ears wiggle and jiggle...
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #101 on: January 19, 2019, 01:06:55 am »
So...are you any good with Duct Tape Dummies?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #102 on: January 19, 2019, 09:37:37 am »
Can I watch you sweep the floor with your tail?

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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #103 on: January 27, 2019, 01:26:33 am »
You wanna go off leash sometime? ;3
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #104 on: February 02, 2019, 08:23:15 pm »
I really need brushing and there are places I just cant reach well.  Can you help me later tonight?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #105 on: February 03, 2019, 09:19:58 am »
*noticing harness...*
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #106 on: February 15, 2019, 07:44:43 pm »
"What brand of dryer sheet do you put in your fursuit box?"
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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