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Offline Narei Mooncatt

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« Reply #100 on: March 26, 2007, 04:12:06 am »
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Ya KNOW yer a furry when...

You have a multiple tails, each for a differnet social situation...
You have more tails than you do neckties...
You have to worry about taking out innocent bystanders with your tail when they come near the DDR machine...

1) Sort of quilty.  Not for social situations, but they have a different action for different types of walking/activities.

2)Guilty *doesn't own neckties '<img'>*

3) Forget DDR, I have to worry about that just by walking.  Refer back to #1 on purpose built tails.  '<img'>
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« Reply #101 on: March 26, 2007, 01:54:14 pm »
Quote (Brown Wolf @ Mar. 20 2007, 9:24 pm)
If you are over 300 pounds and jobless and spend more than 10 hours a day playing Warcraft.

I have a job!!! and I don't know if it is quite 10 hours  ':p'
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« Reply #102 on: March 27, 2007, 12:37:43 am »
You know you are a Furry when...

you have trouble staying seated on a plane due to fear of harming your tail, especially during Takeoff.

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« Reply #103 on: March 27, 2007, 01:49:39 am »
You know when your a fur when.....

You see a website about hunting foxes and write them a e-mali that makes them feel guilty and later makes them shut it down. (Guilty on 3 accounts. =^.^=)

When you watch Disney's The fox and the Hound and cry, then read the book and is shocked to know what really happens.

When you secretly save money to buy a collar.

When like Mark Twain/ You always like to be called by you fur name and not real name. =^.^=

When you can't stop laughing at the word furry in French.
"touffu"

And of course when you see a branch fall from a tree and wants to run after it.
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« Reply #104 on: March 28, 2007, 06:02:14 am »
...when you are easily distra...

*runs off to play with random shiney object*
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« Reply #105 on: March 28, 2007, 10:12:34 am »
You know you're a furry when you go to a sporting event, amusement park, parade, festival, etc. and all you do is watch/greet/hug/etc. the mascots rather than paying attention to anything else around you.
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« Reply #106 on: March 28, 2007, 02:02:58 pm »
1. Someone meows at you and you bark at them. '<img'>
2. You stick your head out the car window.

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« Reply #107 on: March 29, 2007, 01:47:45 am »
You know you are a fur when....

You just picked up freash meat from the market, then eats it on the way home.

Hellos are not with a handshake  '<img'>

You came to work in a fursuit and didn't realize it until someone said something.
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« Reply #108 on: March 29, 2007, 12:43:30 pm »
You know you're furry when:

On visiting a friend's family you greet people in order of the pack structure.

You are equally fluent in animal body language as any of the spoken human tongues.

You see nothing wrong with spending your entire summer taming and training what is essentially a feral horse (my great aunt inherited a gone feral Shetland pony with a property and I spent the summer taming him).

You've been patted on the head as a sign of genuine affection and enjoyed it.
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« Reply #109 on: March 31, 2007, 12:18:58 am »
You know you're a furry if every time you see someone throw a frisbee, you want to try to catch it in your mouth. '<img'>

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« Reply #110 on: March 31, 2007, 04:23:41 am »
You know you're furry when your kids love that you always want to visit the toy dept first when going to the store.


...but embaress them because it's only to the plushie aisle


...And when you're done, you don't have room for any groceries in the cart.


...Not to mention the yards of fabric the kids are now carrying for your latest fursuit.




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« Reply #111 on: March 31, 2007, 01:12:04 pm »
Quote (Narei Mooncatt @ Mar. 31 2007, 4:23 am)
You know you're furry when your kids love that you always want to visit the toy dept first when going to the store.


...but embaress them because it's only to the plushie aisle


...And when you're done, you don't have room for any groceries in the cart.


...Not to mention the yards of fabric the kids are now carrying for your latest fursuit.

Or you dress you kids in animal costumes (uhm..fursuits) for Halloween.

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« Reply #112 on: March 31, 2007, 07:59:49 pm »
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Quote (Narei Mooncatt @ Mar. 31 2007, 4:23 am)
You know you're furry when your kids love that you always want to visit the toy dept first when going to the store.


...but embaress them because it's only to the plushie aisle


...And when you're done, you don't have room for any groceries in the cart.


...Not to mention the yards of fabric the kids are now carrying for your latest fursuit.

Or you dress you kids in animal costumes (uhm..fursuits) for Halloween.

Then your kids remind you that Halloween isn't for another 7 months.  ':shock:'
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« Reply #113 on: April 01, 2007, 02:57:47 am »
Quote (Ag. @ Mar. 29 2007, 12:43 pm)
You've been patted on the head as a sign of genuine affection and enjoyed it.

Completely and shamelessly true on more occasions that I can possibly count. I absolutely LOVE to have my head scritched, which is fortunate as so many people seem keen to do so.  '<img'>
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« Reply #114 on: April 01, 2007, 11:55:18 am »
You know you're furry when you run into a hospital, in your fursuit, find the nearest doctor and scream "Can you see the real me, Doctor?"

Yay for The Who '<img'>

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« Reply #115 on: April 01, 2007, 12:42:08 pm »
when your collar becomes a nessicity to wear

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« Reply #116 on: April 02, 2007, 10:39:49 pm »
..when you plan conventions out more than one year in advance.  2 years just to be sure.
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« Reply #117 on: April 02, 2007, 10:47:14 pm »
Quote (Kobuk @ Mar. 28 2007, 10:12 am)
You know you're a furry when you go to a sporting event, amusement park, parade, festival, etc. and all you do is watch/greet/hug/etc. the mascots rather than paying attention to anything else around you.

Guilty. But in my defense, I was only sitting there watching the Loony Tunes at Six Flags for an hour because I made the mistake of eating park food an hour before going on one of the roller coasters.

You also might be a furry if:

- You own more collars than pairs of shoes.

- You named your bunny slippers.

- You've never taken anything but a Greyhound bus.

- You stopped playing Final Fantasy X midway through Mt. Gagazet.

- You know what "Kawaii" means, but not "Sayonara."

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« Reply #118 on: April 03, 2007, 10:30:00 am »
I don't appear to be too guilty of the any of these,

though......

You know you're a Furry when you randomly take an interest into CSI and spend nearly 2 hours searching for SOMEWHERE to find the script/video of one episode online...

May seem a bit of a pointless post, but, time flies when you are having fun, and somehow, I just spent 2 hours looking for Fur and Loathing.  ':blush:'

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« Reply #119 on: April 03, 2007, 10:44:11 am »
Quote (nido @ Mar. 19 2007, 5:49 am)
- when you have a phi-paw symbol on your car

...or your website, or your backpack, or any article of clothing

So far just my website, hehe, but it's really cool looking in its own right.
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« Reply #120 on: April 03, 2007, 11:47:32 am »
- You sing along with the ending theme of Robot Chicken.

- You own a The Cheat plushie that's never once been kicked.

- You went out for Halloween dressed up as yourself.

- Some of your closest friends still don't know what you look like.

- You can name all the Thundercats faster than you can name the Seven Dwarfs.

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« Reply #121 on: April 03, 2007, 01:55:39 pm »
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You sing along with the ending theme of Robot Chicken.


Guilty '<img'>

I also bobbed my head along to the theme once. My roommate said "You've got your own dance to it too?" To which I replied "Yeah."

He hasn't talked to me since he went back to the city. Wonder why? '<img'>

-You not only sing along/ dance to the theme, but have multiple remixes of the theme song on your computer/ipod.

(Not guilty of this one XD)





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« Reply #122 on: April 06, 2007, 08:13:20 am »
when from all of the hcannels on your primium cable line-up you watch Animal Planet 95% of the time

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« Reply #123 on: April 06, 2007, 09:32:01 am »
You loose your collar and start wearing headphones around your neck to make due until you buy a new one.
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« Reply #124 on: April 06, 2007, 04:44:46 pm »
...when out of all the movies you want to buy, Disney's Robin Hood is at the top of the list.

Not guilty...anymore.  Not since I crossed it off my list! lol.
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