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Offline Narei Mooncatt

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« Reply #150 on: April 22, 2007, 12:15:32 pm »
When you suffer a bad injury and the paramedics check your alertness by asking your name, you answer with your fursona name.


Then you wonder why everyone starts worrying
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« Reply #151 on: April 22, 2007, 01:03:14 pm »
When you wake up in the morning and realise everyone in your dream wore a collar ^^

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« Reply #152 on: April 22, 2007, 01:21:32 pm »
- When you think some people look better with a tail than without
- You have to buy new britches because your tail wore out the threads in yer old ones
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« Reply #153 on: April 22, 2007, 03:40:58 pm »
You know you're a (stereotypical [or otherwise]) furry... when you respond to someone blowing a dog whistle.
When your pet seems to get more attention from you than your spouse does.
When you own more plushies than items of clothing.
When you think it's unnatural to look at the moon and NOT howl.
When the post(wo)man comes, you respond by chasing him/her.
When you go to the pet shop to buy pet food, but don't own a pet of your own.
When you think Dangermouse is a much better superhero than Superman.
When you hear the word "Zen" and don't think of a Japanese/Buddhist practice first.
When you look in the mirror and think your ears are too low.
When you think Tails is cooler than Sonic (although this is true of most of us >:3)
You understood why "Jif" cream changed it's name to "Cif" (european countries often pronounce Js as Ys... XD)

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« Reply #154 on: April 22, 2007, 04:36:36 pm »
when your still trying to add to a "you know your a furry  list " when all options have been said before.



All I want too do is leave paw prints in the sands of time. (Garfield)
To be forgotten is worse than death (Freya)
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« Reply #155 on: April 30, 2007, 09:51:19 am »
you think the army uniform should consist of fursuits and weapons should be replaced by scritches and pouncehugs '<img'>
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« Reply #156 on: April 30, 2007, 10:16:15 am »
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You understood why "Jif" cream changed it's name to "Cif" (european countries often pronounce Js as Ys... XD)


Guilty.  ':dead:'

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« Reply #157 on: April 30, 2007, 04:17:13 pm »
When you start laughing at all of the above items at first but then stop laughing hoping to find one that doesnt apply to you.
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« Reply #158 on: May 02, 2007, 12:21:48 pm »
You know you're a furry when...

You use your fursona name on all school papers

You look in the mirror and see your fursona looking right back at you

You feel sad when they cut down all the nearby trees and woods





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« Reply #159 on: May 06, 2007, 03:41:29 am »
You know you're furry when...

You wear a collar more than your dog. '<img'>
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You know you are Furry........
« Reply #160 on: May 06, 2007, 12:22:42 pm »
Quote (Narei Mooncatt @ April 14 2007, 8:35 pm)
Quote (Terastas @ April 14 2007, 1:58 pm)
- "LOYL," "YUBAR" & "STYU"

*Is confuzzled*  ':?:'

- You replace your Fs with Ys in webspeak shorthand.

- You ranted for months about how The Wild was a ripoff of Madagascar, but went to see it in theaters "just to make sure."

- You've ever once debated about whether foxes or bunnies are the yiffiest of furs (guilty).

- Your Halloween decorations make your house look like the Forest of Feelings.

- You more than once suggested directly to Obsidian that they include gnolls and wemics as playable NPCs in Neverwinter Nights 2 (guilty).

- You get aggravated when people refer to tanukis as raccoons or vice versa.

- You know that Chakat is not a city in India.

- You can cut the amount of time you spend weekly watching TV in half if you don't count Saturday mornings (not guilty, but close).

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« Reply #161 on: May 06, 2007, 04:18:46 pm »
You know your a furry when you walk up to someone and  act like that animal. In my case, I walked up to my father at randome and barked like a dog. Not only did I sound like a real dog, but I expected him to know what all the barking meant. lol
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« Reply #162 on: May 06, 2007, 04:29:21 pm »
You might be a furry if...

You don't understand why your mom/dad/friends think your weird and look at you strange for wearing a collar/tail/ears/fursuit.

You refur to your hands and feet as your paws

You add the word fur to any sentance, as many times as possible, in any way you can.  Fur exsample,  "I furgot to furcus my telescope befur class on fursday."

You walk bare pawed as often as you can.

You walk digitagrade when ever you walk bare pawed.

You randomly comunicate with the local wildlife, in barks, woofs, meows, caws, and tweets.

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« Reply #163 on: May 07, 2007, 08:44:11 am »
You have a kennel license, but only one dog.

Your first name can be used as an adjective, and your last name is also your fursona (Sporty Fox, Party Pony, Arctic Wolf, Foxy Fox, Rogue Vulpine, etc.)

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« Reply #164 on: May 07, 2007, 10:08:19 am »
Quote (nido @ Mar. 12 2007, 4:53 pm)
you know you're a furry when you put a PhiPaw sticker on your car, laptop, bag, etc.

Now guilty.

And I can't believe this one hasn't been said yet...

You know you're a furry because I said so.
I've got a 53' tail. Truck driver by trade, professional tourist by choice.

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« Reply #165 on: May 08, 2007, 08:46:52 am »
you know you might be a furry when you like the easter bunny more then santa.
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« Reply #166 on: May 08, 2007, 10:01:18 am »
Quote (FoxyFox @ May 06 2007, 4:29 pm)
You randomly comunicate with the local wildlife, in barks, woofs, meows, caws, and tweets.

Guily. I have rather alot of fun doing that.
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« Reply #167 on: May 08, 2007, 02:47:54 pm »
Quote (FoxyFox @ May 06 2007, 4:29 pm)
You walk digitagrade when ever you walk bare pawed.

ONLY when you're barepawed?!

anyway...
You click on an ad just because it has an furry on it (and then it is nothing to do with it whatsoever ':cry:' )

when you write "<your fursona name> woz ere" instead of your real name on the exam tables

when you draw a human, it doesn't quite feel finished without tail and ears
Understanding leads to empathy,
Empathy leads to admiration,
Admiration leads to love

Optimism leads to disappointment,
Pessimism leads to joy,
although, with optimism you are happy almost all the time,
and pessimism you are sad almost all the time.

Where's the line between being bored and generally too lazy to do anything? :p

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« Reply #168 on: May 08, 2007, 03:09:12 pm »
Quote (FoxyFox @ May 06 2007, 1:29 pm)
You refur to your hands and feet as your paws

You walk digitagrade when ever you walk bare pawed.

Guilty..

-and-

I've always done that around the house since I was a kid just to keep quiet.  I am very, very sneaky  '<img'>



...When you spend more on con badges and other goodies than you did on the hotel room at the con

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« Reply #169 on: May 08, 2007, 09:11:09 pm »
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Quote (Mikey @ Feb. 22 2007, 12:16 pm)
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3) You love CSI: New York and CSI: Miami, but despise CSI: Las Vegas.


Pfft, Vegas is the best series though, besides 'Fur and Loathing' is a hilarious episode.  ':p'

Indeed. Las Vegas was the original and is still the best.

Also yea.. Fur and Loathing was halarious.

I did that once... ':blush:' And do I know you from somewhere, Mazz?

You know you're a furry when you make funny little noises that go with certain actions.

When you go to school wearing a collar, and when people ask about it, you growl at them.

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Aiden Harris, Azrael Wormser, Trey Arion

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« Reply #170 on: May 08, 2007, 11:56:42 pm »
Quote (writerdog @ May 06 2007, 4:18 pm)
You know your a furry when you walk up to someone and  act like that animal. In my case, I walked up to my father at randome and barked like a dog. Not only did I sound like a real dog, but I expected him to know what all the barking meant. lol

I guess it could be worst. After barking your father hit you with a roll up newspaper and yells bad dog no biscuit.

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« Reply #171 on: May 09, 2007, 09:29:36 am »
Quote (Marcus Borealis Foxx @ May 08 2007, 2:47 pm)
ONLY when you're barepawed?!

I've tried walking that way in sneakers -- it's a pain.

- You consider George W. Bush's resemblance to a monkey to be his best quality.

- You've been on five dates and your boyfriend/girlfriend hasn't seen your face yet.

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« Reply #172 on: May 10, 2007, 03:41:07 pm »
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Quote (Marcus Borealis Foxx @ May 08 2007, 2:47 pm)
ONLY when you're barepawed?!

I've tried walking that way in sneakers -- it's a pain.

- You consider George W. Bush's resemblance to a monkey to be his best quality.

- You've been on five dates and your boyfriend/girlfriend hasn't seen your face yet.

Yup. Found that out the hard way.

- When your collars outnumber your clothes.
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« Reply #173 on: May 10, 2007, 08:13:56 pm »
- You sign the name(s) of your pet(s) along with your own on birthday cards.

- You not only buy gifts for your pet(s), you wrap them with dog bone or yarn ball themed wrapping paper.

- You think you know who your pet(s)'s favorite musical group is.

- In no particular order, King, Kuma and Roger Jr. are your first, second, and third most used characters on your saved Tekken 5 game data.

- You've read through all seven pages and are still averaging more than 50%.

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« Reply #174 on: May 11, 2007, 03:28:58 pm »
I geuss I'm a furry cuz I'm averaging about 85%.

You might be a furry if...

you have permision to wear your collar to work.(thats me '<img'> )

your working on being allowed to go to work bare pawed.(not yet)

you bark at your co-workers to get their attention.(I almost did)

Pet's name: Synder
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