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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1675 on: September 04, 2018, 02:22:59 pm »
...when you waited through the credits at the end of Alpha to see if they would run whacky outtakes.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1676 on: December 19, 2018, 05:12:42 pm »
When you watch a Penn State Football game and wonder where The Lion got his fursuit!

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1677 on: December 22, 2018, 08:13:27 am »
...when you count down the days until the sequel to Zootopia is released in theaters.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1678 on: December 22, 2018, 08:20:45 am »
...when you count down the days until the sequel to Zootopia is released in theaters.

Hey Coyote! *wag wag*

Do you know by any chance when that date may be?


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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1679 on: December 30, 2018, 12:21:01 am »
...when you count down the days until the sequel to Zootopia is released in theaters.

Hey Coyote! *wag wag*

Do you know by any chance when that date may be?


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No clue, but counting down nonetheless.

...you've lost sleep thinking of clever things to post on Furtopia.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1680 on: December 30, 2018, 05:30:01 pm »
You log into Furtopia before you have your first cup of coffee.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1681 on: December 30, 2018, 08:59:22 pm »
When your twin gets you a dog collar with your fursonas name on it
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1682 on: January 04, 2019, 10:49:38 pm »
...upon viewing that goofy stage musical ad for Rapid Advance for business loans, you instead think "Rabbit Advance" loaning funds to struggling business bunnies and friendly creatures.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1683 on: January 05, 2019, 08:03:16 am »
When you can watch the ad with the blue bears holding the toilet paper and you think that there is nothing unusual about talking blue bears.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1684 on: January 05, 2019, 10:55:49 am »
...you always expect a collar and pet toys as Christmas gifts.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1685 on: January 06, 2019, 04:34:41 am »
When someone asks you for some biscuits and you get out the bag of Milk-Bones.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1686 on: January 06, 2019, 07:44:14 am »
When you put on your dogs collar to see if it will match your fursona.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1687 on: January 19, 2019, 01:03:02 am »
...when the first con of the season begins and you note the corresponding lack of posts on various furry forums and websites.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1688 on: January 19, 2019, 09:41:39 am »
When you look at the posts on the furry forums and websites before you check your "other" emails.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1689 on: January 27, 2019, 01:36:04 am »
...you thought that SNL's Toonces The Cat should have been made into a movie.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1690 on: January 27, 2019, 04:40:06 am »
When you start growling at the door when you got someone knocking
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1691 on: January 27, 2019, 06:40:01 am »
When your dogs bark at the mailperson and you join them in a bark fest!
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1692 on: February 02, 2019, 09:09:10 am »
When you're mad and use creative invective because of who's around you, and what comes out is always anthropomorphic, like:

"I'm going to rip that clown's tail off and beat him to the county line with it!"
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1693 on: February 02, 2019, 09:27:34 am »
As you pass by something wonderful smelling at the grocery store, you lift up your head and start sniffing the air. Mundanes who pass by you look at you as if you are weird; you think they are the weird ones.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1694 on: February 02, 2019, 12:28:12 pm »
When you can see random patterns and pick out both animal and people faces.
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1695 on: February 03, 2019, 09:21:59 am »
When you buy a new leash for your dog.....and one for yourself!
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1696 on: February 03, 2019, 11:01:08 pm »
When you got animal themed tattoos
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1697 on: February 04, 2019, 07:55:31 am »
When the first website you look at in the am is Furtopia!
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1698 on: February 04, 2019, 11:59:07 pm »
When your hand soap dispenser is a FOX , cuz foxes rule!  And you dry yourself off with a towel that has wolves on it, and use a paw patrol tooth brush... :-[

You should have seen the look on my mom's face when she stopped by and needed the facilities! I think what set her off was the raccoon themed shower curtain.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1699 on: February 05, 2019, 02:14:49 am »
When you want to put a pawprint on the hood of your truck and a pitbull plush by the shifter
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