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Offline FarFar

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1725 on: March 20, 2019, 08:35:54 am »
When it it a full moon and you have the urge to howl! (yeah, I did that last night). ;)
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1726 on: March 20, 2019, 12:47:36 pm »
When it it a full moon and you have the urge to howl! (yeah, I did that last night). ;)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1727 on: March 20, 2019, 10:31:58 pm »
You know you are furry when you want to resign from your bad job while wearing a fursuit !
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1728 on: March 21, 2019, 07:50:00 am »
When you wonder if you should take your collar off before your visit to the doctor.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1729 on: March 21, 2019, 01:15:09 pm »
When you show up at the vet's by mistake.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1730 on: March 21, 2019, 02:28:14 pm »
When you have a file for yourself at your dogs vet's office.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1731 on: March 22, 2019, 02:52:40 am »
When you have a file for yourself at your dogs vet's office.
Heh... I do actually...
I convinced them to do an x-ray of my hand as I helped hold my dog on the x-ray table.
It was to x-ray her back, but I also wanted to see my finger which I thought I had hurt.
Helps when the x-ray technician is a relative...


You know you are a furry when you just give up and eat the fuzzy fur when it gets in your food, because you just assume it's yours anyway.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1732 on: March 22, 2019, 03:40:52 pm »
...I seem to have befriended the cottontail doe "Momma Bunny". She approaches to within a few feet when she sees me setting out treats at night. Wanting first crack at the goodies.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1733 on: March 29, 2019, 12:12:57 pm »
When you yell at the local skunk to lower his dang tail while you were passing by
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1734 on: March 29, 2019, 02:08:33 pm »
When you wonder how your dogs will react to you in a new fursuit.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1735 on: March 29, 2019, 08:18:33 pm »
...you see skunk and cat hanging out in the yard and think "furmeet!"
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1736 on: May 05, 2019, 01:12:58 am »
...your eye is drawn to a certain plushie in the Walmart claw machine game.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1737 on: May 05, 2019, 09:18:59 pm »
When you worry about getting a tail amputation and how it will destroy your looks and ability to talk with your furrends.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1738 on: May 08, 2019, 08:33:40 am »
When you are spending an hour on furtopia and you should be doing other things to get ready for the day.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1739 on: May 10, 2019, 12:07:31 am »
When you fight the urge to respond to the neighbor's dog's yowling.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1740 on: May 10, 2019, 08:25:08 am »
When you are posting on furtopia while wearing a tail and a set of ears.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1741 on: May 11, 2019, 06:39:27 pm »
When you think of ways to attach real antlers to your head.
If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1742 on: May 12, 2019, 08:37:06 am »
When you save your dogs fur and add it to your fursuit.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1743 on: May 12, 2019, 11:57:12 am »
...You sought out the Rocket Raccoon Happy Meal toy at McDonald's.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1744 on: May 12, 2019, 06:23:01 pm »
You trade your happy meal toy with the kid who has the Rocket Raccoon toy.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1745 on: May 18, 2019, 01:02:41 am »
...when you celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Apollo 10 as the first plushies in Mission Control.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1746 on: May 20, 2019, 06:01:48 pm »
When you shop and start visualizing people as animal versions of themselves, and want to bust out laughing how true it is.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1747 on: May 22, 2019, 08:39:10 am »
When you have more then a dozen plushies scattered around your house.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1748 on: May 22, 2019, 01:47:16 pm »
When you have dreams of putting on your fursuit and transforming and being happy forever as a true anthro-animal.
(after you adjust to the increase in body temp)
If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

RIP Heidi 11.5yrs, 07/08/2019, 2000 UTC.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1749 on: May 22, 2019, 04:12:30 pm »
When you have dreams of putting on your fursuit and transforming and being happy forever as a true anthro-animal.
(after you adjust to the increase in body temp)

Yup!
I took the red pill...