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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1750 on: May 23, 2019, 04:12:27 pm »
When the only way you can remember people is by using their furry alias, and not their real name.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1751 on: May 24, 2019, 02:01:32 am »
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1752 on: May 30, 2019, 11:35:01 pm »
...when you recognize the overseas fursuit knock-off on eBay as a copy of that worn by the GOH at a con you attended.  :o
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1753 on: June 02, 2019, 11:21:11 am »
When you introduce yourself to someone by using your furry name.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1754 on: June 02, 2019, 06:43:23 pm »
When u don't trim your claws .  Um..i mean nails. Yeah that's it!

When you see a building and get annoyed at its constriction because it's not anthro friendly.  I mean door knobs? Really? How are paws supposed to grasp that? And what about ear clearance? And don't get me started on those chairs with no tall holes. 

And cars were never made for a canine/ human hybrid to drive.  It's all wrong.  Where's the water bowl holder and my treat dispenser for each time I correctly use a turn signal?

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1755 on: June 02, 2019, 06:44:17 pm »
Regular folks expect you to act silly/cute at other events.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1756 on: June 29, 2019, 12:04:02 pm »
As Anthrocon draws nigh, you note a profound lack of activity on the forums.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1757 on: June 29, 2019, 11:11:05 pm »
Even when its 102F, you still contemplate fursuiting.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1758 on: June 30, 2019, 06:25:47 am »
You actually fursuit when it is 90 degrees with 65 percent humidity.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1759 on: July 07, 2019, 02:15:23 pm »
...every time you perform in fursuit at a public event in the Spring/Summer, someone expresses pity for you.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1760 on: July 13, 2019, 09:56:48 am »
The only breakfast cereals you buy/eat are the ones with animal characters on the box.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1761 on: July 13, 2019, 09:58:19 am »
You actually fursuit when it is 90 degrees with 65 percent humidity.

No way I would try it.  x_x
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1762 on: July 14, 2019, 09:43:28 pm »
...when you wish the dinosaur characters in most video games weren't just for target practice, and could be intelligent, playable characters... :'(
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1763 on: July 15, 2019, 08:39:12 am »
You buy Cheetos..not because you like them, but because you like the character on the bag.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1764 on: July 15, 2019, 09:15:48 am »
You know you are a furry when you prepare for a job interview by training your self NOT to say certain furry words and phrases. And yet, you try finding your faux fur keychain.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1765 on: July 15, 2019, 09:17:49 am »
You buy Cheetos..not because you like them, but because you like the character on the bag.

Reminds me of a fursuiter I used to know: Tilt Longtail. Can't help but wonder if that's what he did.  :D
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1766 on: July 16, 2019, 07:58:37 pm »
You still eat animal cracker cookies like you used to when you were a kid.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1767 on: July 16, 2019, 10:47:24 pm »
When your car seat covers are faux fur,  and so is your computer chair.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1768 on: July 17, 2019, 11:42:58 am »
The only reason you go to amusement parks and parades is to see the costumed animal characters.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1769 on: July 17, 2019, 07:30:35 pm »
When you overcook your supper because you were busy posting on Furtopia.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1770 on: July 30, 2019, 08:50:09 pm »
The only breakfast cereals you buy/eat are the ones with animal characters on the box.

I have an old box of Fruit Brute (Werewolf-theme) and it's being parsed out for the local critters.

...When you're offered Strawberry Shortcake (dessert) and wonder if it's the original or the reboot.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1771 on: July 31, 2019, 12:20:14 am »
You know you are a furry when you buy an Amiibo of certain characters and you don't use them for the games they are intended for.
https://www.nintendo.com/amiibo/detail/fox-amiibo-super-smash-bros-series/
https://www.nintendo.com/amiibo/detail/wolf-amiibo-super-smash-bros-series/
they sure do look nice on my desk!  Very detailed.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1772 on: July 31, 2019, 01:57:01 pm »
...when you look for your friends at the beach based on their fursuit, a furry themed tee shirt, and/or a badge  :P
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1773 on: August 13, 2019, 09:17:32 pm »
...when you check on the UK's bingo-playing fox.

Foxy
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1774 on: August 14, 2019, 01:02:10 am »
You get along with your doggo better then people
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