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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1775 on: August 14, 2019, 04:17:51 pm »
When you click the link Rocket sent, and watch it ... 3 times...and want to join the Foxy Bingo club

(Why does the accent make such a difference btw?  It's like he is extra believable.)
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1776 on: August 18, 2019, 10:24:32 pm »
You take note of all the tails worn at the renaissance festival.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1777 on: August 19, 2019, 02:49:45 am »
Your entertained by the little things
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1778 on: August 19, 2019, 07:46:58 am »
When its a Monday and you are reliving every great moment from the weekends furry con.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1779 on: August 19, 2019, 11:52:20 am »
When you start contemplating transforming into the anthro furry creature you know you are inside, just to save on taxis/ lyft/uber, bus fare, and own vehicle wear.  Just transform into werewolf form and start jogging to store. And when police come to catch you, start running full speed!
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1780 on: August 31, 2019, 09:52:32 am »
...you thought the soon-to-be released Jojo Rabbit was about an anthro rabbit.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1781 on: August 31, 2019, 01:55:38 pm »
You look at all the costumed characters at Disneyland and other amusement parks and think "That's what I want to be and do when I grow up!".  :D
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1782 on: September 01, 2019, 02:37:42 am »
When you know there is a right and wrong way to cut fake fur.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1783 on: September 01, 2019, 12:10:27 pm »
...A relative's dog takes a head-tilt at you, and you respond in kind.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1784 on: September 11, 2019, 07:43:37 pm »
The neighbors dog barks at you and your bark back!
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1785 on: September 11, 2019, 11:29:51 pm »
When you obsess over your fursuit head in storage getting lonely.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1786 on: September 18, 2019, 09:20:23 pm »
The only reason you want to go camping is to spend time in the woods and see all the wildlife.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1787 on: September 20, 2019, 09:05:48 am »
When you groom your fursuit and your pets more then yourself.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1788 on: September 25, 2019, 12:23:03 am »
When you worry about cartoon characters being hurt because they are animal-like.
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Invite them in and make them beg for more

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1789 on: October 09, 2019, 09:54:07 pm »
...you say "squirrel" to yourself every time one crosses your path.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1790 on: October 30, 2019, 08:20:33 am »
When you are posting to furtopia while wearing a tail and ears.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1791 on: November 27, 2019, 11:29:34 pm »
A skunk waddles up to you, and you just say "Hi!"
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1792 on: November 28, 2019, 02:57:19 pm »
When you go  to an Anime convention and  the first thing I buy is the fist two issues of  Beaststar Manga. ( That what I did)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1793 on: November 29, 2019, 08:02:14 am »
When you send your friends pictures of yourself in fursuit eating thanksgiving dinner.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1794 on: November 29, 2019, 07:53:03 pm »
When you make 30+ posts to Furtopia in 1 hour... ;)
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1795 on: December 13, 2019, 08:03:23 pm »
...when you shed tears of joy was Two Socks accepts a treat from the lieutenant in Dances With Wolves.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1796 on: December 24, 2019, 09:00:56 am »
When you make 30+ posts to Furtopia in 1 hour... ;)

Today is the sequel to that!  ;)
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1797 on: December 24, 2019, 09:01:44 am »
When you are posting on Furtopia while watching a furry con video, wearing your foot paws and tail.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1798 on: December 24, 2019, 05:59:06 pm »
...when you shed tears of joy was Two Socks accepts a treat from the lieutenant in Dances With Wolves.
The main reason I watch that movie.

You know you are a furry when you make fursuit sandals because you can, and don't want your paws to get smutty
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Invite them in and make them beg for more

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1799 on: December 29, 2019, 05:39:53 pm »
...you get all excited over the upcoming Wile E. Coyote movie.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)