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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1800 on: December 29, 2019, 10:11:42 pm »
...you get all excited over the upcoming Wile E. Coyote movie.
Why am I the last to know?

You know you are a furry when you are shopping and can't stop thinking about how to arrange a flash mob of furries at the store just so you can fursuit.  Then you forget why you are at the store to begin with. But you linger in the dog / cat product isle.
Later you buy beef jerky and savagely wolf it down in the car with the lights off, before you can even get the car started and leave the parking lot.  Then later while at home, you wonder if the whole thing was a repressed memory of hunting as a wolf.  Then you post it here.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1801 on: March 16, 2020, 10:40:49 pm »
You browse the listings over on Wish for lighted collars, harnesses, and tags--to add to your own ensemble.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1802 on: April 14, 2020, 08:13:37 pm »
...when public officials encourage wearing masks in public so you wear a fursuit partial to the store when buying groceries.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1803 on: April 14, 2020, 11:59:29 pm »
...when public officials encourage wearing masks in public so you wear a fursuit partial to the store when buying groceries.

So,  Did you actually do that? Because I was thinking of doing same here.
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If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more

RIP Heidi 11.5yrs, 07/08/2019, 2000 UTC.

Offline Rocket T. Coyote

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1804 on: April 24, 2020, 10:44:54 pm »
...when public officials encourage wearing masks in public so you wear a fursuit partial to the store when buying groceries.

So,  Did you actually do that? Because I was thinking of doing same here.

I'd most likely wear the balaclava worn under the headpiece instead.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1805 on: April 25, 2020, 05:56:48 pm »
You know you are a furry when you hope to search internet for a 20 year old collectable figuring from Realm of the Claw series which you never got to see nor knew about.
Yet now you want it.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1806 on: May 02, 2020, 03:28:16 pm »
YKYAF when a close relative needs spray disinfectant and wipes, and you simply dig in to your fursuit maintenance supplies and save the day.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1807 on: June 27, 2020, 09:42:24 am »
When you use your fursuit  head as a PPE
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1808 on: June 29, 2020, 03:32:16 pm »
When you decide you ARE going to collect the complete Fern Hollow series.