Author Topic: You know you are Furry........  (Read 143676 times)

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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1800 on: December 29, 2019, 10:11:42 pm »
...you get all excited over the upcoming Wile E. Coyote movie.
Why am I the last to know?

You know you are a furry when you are shopping and can't stop thinking about how to arrange a flash mob of furries at the store just so you can fursuit.  Then you forget why you are at the store to begin with. But you linger in the dog / cat product isle.
Later you buy beef jerky and savagely wolf it down in the car with the lights off, before you can even get the car started and leave the parking lot.  Then later while at home, you wonder if the whole thing was a repressed memory of hunting as a wolf.  Then you post it here.
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If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more

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Offline Rocket T. Coyote

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1801 on: March 16, 2020, 10:40:49 pm »
You browse the listings over on Wish for lighted collars, harnesses, and tags--to add to your own ensemble.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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