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« on: November 13, 2003, 08:44:37 am »
This is your reporter, Fox Mulder.  In this ongoing series of brief interviews, we are going to be talking with furries, scalies, and 'toons who are famous or infamous in the furry world.  I'm very excited about our first guest, the legendary Loch Ness Monster! -- Nessie, welcome to the show!

Thank you, Fox.  I'm very glad to be here!

Fox:  Nessie, tell us, why have you kept yourself hidden all of these years?

Well, Fox, sometimes a girl just wants to be alone, tehehe! (blushes)

Fox:  We understand, Nessie.  Is there anything that has bothered you all of that time?

Well, Fox, those scientists and researchers are such dorks!  And why am I referred to as a monster?  Don't they think that a girl has feelings?

Fox:  Points well taken, Nessie.  And now that you've gone public, what lies ahead for you?

Fox, I want to try and get together with my counterpart in Lake Champlaine, "Champ."  I think he's cute...and size does matter, you know!

Fox:  Nessie, please, this is a family show!

Sorry Fox...I didn't mean to stick my neck out!



Fox:  Well, you can't much help that, can you?  Thank you for being such a maxi-guest on this mini-show...and join us tomorrow, will you?

I wouldn't hide from that for anything!  Goodbye! (waves flipper as camera fades to commercial...)




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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2003, 08:49:09 am »
LOL  '<img'>  Very Funny! Who's up next I wonder?
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2003, 09:03:12 am »
LOL!  That's cute '<img'>
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2003, 09:04:37 am »
Today on Furry Interviews, we are privileged to have with us the rightfully famous Daffy Duck.  Daffy, welcome to the show!

Why, thank you, Fox!  It's a pleasure to be here!

Daffy, I understand that you have a new movie opening today, Looney Tunes--Back in Action.  Is that so?

That's right, Fox.  It's nice to be on the big screen again!

You've been going through kind of a renaissance lately, Daffy.  First the Duck Dodgers show, now a movie!  What's it like to work with Marvin the Martian?

He's out of this world, hahaha!

Well, I hope that folks will see your new movie, Daffy, and talk about it at Furtopia.  Is there anything that you'd like to say to your many fans?

Well, Fox, if you liked "Space Jam" and "Roger Rabbit," you'll love "Looney Tunes."  And please don't call me "Daffy" anymore.  It's degrading.  After years of therapy, I'm now going by the name of "Paranoid Schizophrenic Duck."

Anything you say, err, P-S Duck.  Join us next week, folks, when our guests will include Jessica Rabbit and Big Foot.  Bye!   '<img'>
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2003, 09:16:57 am »
LOL  '<img'>  Yet again very funny!
(I sooo want to see that movie!'<img'>
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2003, 01:20:06 am »
thats great LOL
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2003, 08:13:50 am »
(ROFL) More to come?

Eventually will you be interviewing some furries? '<img'>
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2003, 08:44:43 am »
Today on Mini Furry Interviews, we are privileged to have with us the lovely and talented Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?  Jessica, welcome to the show!

[/I]Thank you, Fox!  Nice to be here!

Jessica, you electrified the screen in "Roger Rabbit." Some of your breast, I mean best work.  Do you realize just how hot you are?

I'm not bad, Mr. Fox.  I'm just drawn that way.

And drawn very well, too, I might add.  Jessica, why do you stay with Roger Rabbit?  Sure, he's funny, but do you ever think of trading up, to a fox, perhaps?

We have a strong marriage.  And please stop looking at my breasts, Mr. Fox.  You aren't going to meet them...

That's the story of my life, Jessica.  Is it me, or is it warm in this studio?  Well folks, I'm going to take a cold shower before I pounce on someone. -- Have a great day!   '<img'>
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2003, 09:52:14 am »
Wow! These rock! Keep em coming!
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2003, 10:48:18 am »
LOL '<img'> Any more? These are great!
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2003, 02:53:21 pm »
Love these!  '<img'>  '<img'>
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2003, 08:30:30 am »
Today on Furry Interviews, our guest is--ugh!  Barney the Dinosaur.  Sit down, you purple freak. -- Let's get this over with!

Gee, Mr. Fox, you don't sound happy!  Why, I love you!

I can't say the same, Barney.  Now why can't your show be a little more intelligent, a little less saccharine?  Kiddie programming has been done well before.  Can't you show a little depth?  Maybe get ticked off once in a while?  Get rid of Baby Bop and BJ?  Do away with the stupid songs and dancing?

Gee Mr. Fox, that wouldn't be nice!  That might hurt someone's feelings!

(pushed beyond endurance) I'll hurt more than your feelings, you purple abomination!  (Hoists chair above head)

Gee, this is turning into Jerry Springer!

(An angry furry mob is at the door.  Diverse voices are heard)
--We know he's in there!
--I want a piece of him!
--Me first!
--No, me!
(The studio door is broken down; enter enraged furries, carrying clubs, tire irons, baseball bats, chains, pitchforks, torches, an AK-47, and other implements of destruction.)

Get him, guys, with my blessing.-- Go feral on him!

(The infuriated furs circle Barney.  He sings, weakly...)

[/I]I love you...you love me?

--Arrrgh!!! (The furry mob can take no more; they descend, teeth gnashing, claws and talons flashing.  Thudding sounds are heard as heavy objects impact with purple flesh; ripping, tearing, slashing sounds ensue, following by the fire of automatic weapons and several ground-shaking detonations.  Then at last, all is silent.  The smell of cordite lingers in the shrouded air...exhausted but very satisfied furries emerge from the haze...)

Well, viewers, I'm sorry that you had to see that, but he's had it coming to him for a long time.  Hugs are keen, but a fur can only take so much!-- Join us next time!  (aside)  
Hey anyone got a recipe for purple dinosaur steak?   '<img'>
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2003, 08:32:01 am »
Ha ha!  '<img'>  That's the best so far!
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2003, 12:59:39 pm »
Thanks for viewing and enjoying the mini-interview concept, everyone!  I'll try to keep writing and adding them.   '<img'>

By the way, totally cool new avatar, beyond the darkness!   ':cool:'
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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2003, 12:32:24 am »
heh bout time he got it keep em coming these are great
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« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2003, 08:43:34 am »
Today on furry interviews, our guest is Aku, the evil shape-shifter from the Samurai Jack series.  Aku, welcome to the show, and please don't kill me... ':.'

BAH!  You may serve me for the moment...

Aku, what exactly are you?  A dragon?

FOOL!  I am a SHAPE-SHIFTER.  I can be whatever it pleases me to be!

Aku, what is it with you and Samurai Jack?

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifing master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil...

Yeah, yeah, we know all that, Aku.  But how will this all end?

(The studio doors are flung open.  Standing there resplendent in white is Samurai Jack, his eyes squinted in fierce determination...)

Aku!  I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Oh no!  I hope that my insurance is good for this! (Dives for cover)

(A titanic battle ensues between Samurai Jack and Aku in the course of which the studio is destroyed, and Aku is badly beaten by the magic sword but barely escapes.  His greatly diminished self taunts weakly before slipping away...)

...we will meet again, Samurai Jack!  AHAHAHAHAHA!

Samurai Jack, couldn't you have taken this outside?  Join us again, folks...oh, my aching head!   '<img'>
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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2003, 08:45:19 am »
ROFL
This is gold!
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2003, 11:50:11 am »
Today's guest on Furry Interviews is the Jersey Devil.  Why are you called that, Devil?

Well, New Jersey went to the devil long ago...

Didn't it, though!  Pity, that.  Do you stand out in New Jersey?

Nah.  You been to Jersey lately?  They're all poor devils there, especially after the latest tax hike...

But don't you get stares with those wings and all?

(flaps wings momentarily) Oh, these!  There are too many monsters in New Jersey to take note of me.  I tell 'ya, I don't get no respect at all!

So things have really gone to H*** in New Jersey, hehehe?

--Hey!  I'm gonna ignore that remark!

Well, I've driven in Jersey, and they drive like bats out of H***--

Ain't that the truth!

Well, Devil, I'll look you up in Jersey, if I'd ever want to go there...

HEY!  New Jersey's not as bad as you think!

Whatever you say.  Gotta give the Devil his due, folks (winks at audience). --  Join us again on Furry Interviews!  '<img'>
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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2003, 06:29:48 pm »
(ROFL)  '<img'>  '<img'>  '<img'>
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« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2003, 08:40:08 am »
Today's guest on Furry Interviews is the legendary Bigfoot.  Some call you Sasquatch, some call you Yeti...

...some people call me the Space Cowboy...some people call me the Gangster of Love...

Size AND wit!  Just how big are your feet, Bigfoot?  Size 24's?

I'm a little sensitive about the feet.  Know why I go around barefoot?  Ever try to buy shoes for boats this big off the rack?

I can imagine!  Bigfoot, why are you so elusive?  You could be a star if you'd go public!

You think I wanna wind up in a zoo somewhere? (shudders) Or worse yet, experimented on?  No way!


Bigfoot, that famous movie that supposedly shows you.  Was that really you?  It looked believeable!

Naw, that was just some bozo wanna-be in a fursuit...

I can relate to that!  Bigfoot, one more question...are you real?

As real as you are, Fox... (winks and grins)

Well, I'm glad that's settled!  Join us next week, folks, on Furry Interviews!   '<img'>




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« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2003, 08:49:24 am »
*ROFL* I DREAD the day you run out of ideas!
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« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2003, 10:29:35 am »
*falls about laughing* With the amount of furs to interview, i doubt he ever will
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« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2003, 02:40:47 pm »
Point well taken!
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« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2003, 08:28:57 am »
Today's guest on Furry Interviews is Michael's Jackson's former animal companion, the chimp Bubbles.  Bubbles, your master has again fallen under close public scrutiny...

Well, he ain't my master no more.  I got too big for him, so he...(sobs) left me!

We're so sorry, Bubbles, but you may be better off now.  What was it like, living as a fur in Wonderland wih the King of Pop?

It was strangeness beyond description, Fox.  Still, he was good to me.  We once were inseparable!

Bubbles, what WAS the deal with all those young boys that Michael so often had over?

I believe that it was completey innocent, Fox.  I also believe that I may sprout wings and fly (winks)...

Yes, I loved those flying monkeys on the Wizard of Oz, too.  Bubbles, what will the next few month be like with the Michael Jackson trial?

It'll be th biggest media circus since the OJ Simpson trial, Fox!

I can believe that.  But I guess that this all brings you some opportunities, Bubbles...

You know it!  (lights a cigar)  I've got a tell-all book deal and a made-for-tv movie in the works! (grins)

Well, go for it, big guy!  Nice to see a fur who made it big.  Join us again, folks, on Furry Interviews!   '<img'>
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« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2003, 08:33:49 am »
another superb interview. Kepp 'em coming
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