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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #175 on: June 14, 2019, 08:05:35 pm »
Cut it up and use as luxurious toilet tissue.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #176 on: June 15, 2019, 09:43:27 pm »
Use the feet paws to hold open a door.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #177 on: June 29, 2019, 11:33:42 am »
Bedroom rug.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #178 on: June 29, 2019, 11:07:19 pm »
Use one to train people to shave fur at animal hospitals.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #179 on: June 30, 2019, 06:27:07 am »
Wall decoration.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #180 on: July 02, 2019, 12:31:08 pm »
Cut it up and use as luxurious toilet tissue.

Ewwww.  :P


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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #181 on: July 06, 2019, 10:23:46 am »
Use as a boat bumper at dockside.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #182 on: July 22, 2019, 12:03:22 pm »
Hang the bodysuit portion as a curtain by a window.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #183 on: July 22, 2019, 01:48:12 pm »
Put the paws over doorknobs to detect static. Shake the paw to open the door, but if the fur raises when you get close you know you're about the get zapped.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #184 on: July 22, 2019, 02:22:33 pm »
Table cover for when you have guests over for dinner.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #185 on: July 24, 2019, 12:26:08 am »
Cover a bare spot in the yard.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #186 on: July 27, 2019, 08:27:20 am »
Use the head as a key holder.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #187 on: July 27, 2019, 09:53:24 pm »
Use head as bicycle helmet. Too bad the reduced vision will cause further injury.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #188 on: July 27, 2019, 10:18:22 pm »
Use the tail as a featherduster when cleaning and dusting.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #189 on: July 30, 2019, 03:03:18 pm »
use the body suit as a bag for a bagging mower.  To catch all the lawn clippings and such.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #190 on: August 14, 2019, 11:29:10 pm »
Drape over car fender when changing spark plugs on your classic car.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #191 on: August 14, 2019, 11:42:59 pm »
Hard candy making
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #192 on: August 16, 2019, 02:37:55 am »
Hard candy making
Sounds like something to avoid while fursuiting.

Take a fursuit,  raise each paw up in the air with a long stick.  Put another long stick in the middle and prop up the belly.  Use it as a small sun shade.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #193 on: August 16, 2019, 03:19:06 am »
Chimneys enough said
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #194 on: August 17, 2019, 12:26:35 am »
Chimneys enough said
Chim-chimney,chim-chimeny, charuu..
Nvm...


Put fursuit on, run on treadmill,  lose water weight prior to wrestling event to make weight class
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #195 on: August 19, 2019, 08:31:38 am »
Use it as a micro sauna for when you can't go to the gym.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #196 on: September 18, 2019, 09:25:46 pm »
Use the handpaws as oven mitts for taking things out of a hot oven.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #197 on: September 18, 2019, 11:11:31 pm »
Lawn and leaf catcher bag for lawn mower discharge.  :D
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #198 on: September 20, 2019, 08:46:41 am »
As a weather cover for your motorcycle.
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Re: Non-performance uses for Fursuits?
« Reply #199 on: September 20, 2019, 11:40:46 am »
Use the paws as work gloves
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